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    Snipping Suri

    I’m not sure we need any more signs that Tom Cruise is officially off his rocker, but when I read th…

  • Can I Get a Mr. Confident, Please?

    Can I Get a Mr. Confident, Please?

    “I’m a nice guy” he looked at me a little helplessly, “and that doesn’t always work out in my favor…

  • Meet The Biggest Hit at Your Next College Party

    Meet The Biggest Hit at Your Next College Party

    Over the weekend, me and some pals met up at a local bar. We stood around a small, round table and co…

  • Easter Smeaster.

    Easter Smeaster.

    For those of you who hail from faraway places, who can’t hop home to bask in the unconditio…

  • The Hills’ LC Has A Secret…and it is HUGE (pun intended)

    The Hills’ LC Has A Secret…and it is HUGE (pun intended)

    It is snowing in April, which can mean one of two things:
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  • The Perfect Solution for the Morning After Poos.

    The Perfect Solution for the Morning After Poos.

    Finding a man at the bar is one of my favorite pastimes. I know what people think when they look at m…

  • Ah, Procrastination: How To Do It Best

    Ah, Procrastination: How To Do It Best

    Do you really want to write that paper on Proust?
    Oh you’re sitting in the library with you…

  • Your New Favorite Drinking Game!

    Your New Favorite Drinking Game!

    Disclaimer: College Candy in no way endorses underage drinking, excessive drinking, or throw…

  • My humps…are being made fun of

    My humps…are being made fun of

    I was never sure if Alanis had a good sense of humor or not. I mean, she dated Ryan Reynolds, who…

  • Nature’s Nasty Little Trick

    Nature’s Nasty Little Trick

    This may be a bit of a public place to announce this, but since none of you can actually see me – whic…

  • The Truth About College Girls and Drinking!

    The Truth About College Girls and Drinking!

    So in my inbox today, I got a pleasant email informing me that I had been bonked by the martini fair…

  • Are You A Fan-jaya?

    Are You A Fan-jaya?

    Sanjaya could learn a thing or two from this guy.…

  • Cutest Baby Sloth Ever

    Cutest Baby Sloth Ever

    Check out this little guy. He falls asleep in slo-mo. Where can I get one.…