• 15 Flawless Celebs Without Makeup, They Woke Up Like This

    Yes, they woke up like this. Yes, the rest of us woke up like that. It's all good.

  • We’re Here For The Right Reasons: “The Bachelor” Recap, Hometown Visits

    With Juan Pablo being such a wildcard, I had a feeling hometown dates were going to be pretty excellent. I was not disappointed, y’all.

  • Justin Bieber’s “Baby” Hits 1 Billion Views on Vevo & More in Today’s Candy Dish

    He's proven himself to be an insufferable a-hole time and again, yet people have come together to achieve the ultimate goal: world peace finding a cure for cancer getting the Kardashians off television amassing 1 billion views of "Baby".

  • 20 Thought Provoking Simpsons Quotes To Live By

    The Simpsons was initially a satirical cartoon that was scathingly critical of the patriarchy, the church and the state.

  • Boston University Feminists Want Robin Thicke Concert Cancelled

    I tried to defend Robin Thicke in the beginning of this debate but he is such a dick that I no longer can.

  • 10 Pets From Pups To All Growed Up Are Too Cute

    While I wish there was a machine that made puppies stay puppies forever I'll just have to except that full grown animals are going to be marginally less cute just marginally.

  • GIRLS Recap: Season 3, Episode 8 ‘Incidentals’ [A Bro's Thoughts]

    Major life events happen for Adam, Hannah interviews Patti LuPone, Marnie feels lame, and Jessa’s drug history still haunts her.

  • The Best 90s Nickelodeon Commercials

    God, I miss being a kid!

  • Urban Dictionary’s Definitions of Beyoncé Are Hilarious

    "The girl who was the leader of Destiny's Child and got mad when the other girls got solo parts so she went solo."

  • Lena Dunham Slams Jezebel for Being Unfeminist & More Links to Read in Bed

    Lena Dunham is not impressed that Jezebel tried to make a scandal out of her untouched Vogue photos.

  • Beyonce Releasing “Partition” As Her Next Single & More in Today’s Candy Dish

    Let's take a walk down memory lane by watching the vlog wherein Bey talks about how she FREESTYLED THE ENTIRE OPENING VERSE and then refused to play to song for her mom because she thought Miss Tina Knowles would. not. approve.

  • James Franco Wrote About Shia LaBeouf And Perils Of Fame

    "This behavior could be a sign of many things, from a nervous breakdown to mere youthful recklessness. For Mr. LaBeouf’s sake I hope it is nothing serious. "

  • Is This Emma Stone Nude Photo Leak Real?

    What do you think? If I were a celeb I'd be trying to obscure my face as much as possible like in this pic but I guess I would do that if I was a regular person too.

  • Did Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore Have a Secret Affair?

    Ellen Page as come out has a lesbian, which is pretty awesome for her, and now of course tabloids are looking to put some scandalous edge on thole announcement.

  • Miley Cyrus And Jared Leto Are Hooking Up, Basically FWB

    Miley and Jared being FWB actually sounds like a good combination of two people who are sometimes awesome, sometimes insufferable and who have amazing hair.

  • “Sex and the City 3″ Could Happen, Says Executive Producer Michael Patrick King

    The series' executive producer, Michael Patrick King, revealed to Entertainment Weekly that there was still one story that needed to be told through Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda.

  • 12 Disney Princesses As Game of Thrones Characters

    Some awesome designer at Deviant Art combined two of the greatest fandoms of all time, Game of Thrones and Disney Princesses, with fantastic results.

  • Your “Pretty Little Liars” Cheat Sheet: Season 4, Episode 20

    Just when I thought their sleuthing skills were getting better, the girls completely missed Spencer going insane in the past few episodes. It occurred to the writers that the gang should confront Spencer about her warmed over zombie eyes.

  • Did Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Get Married in a Secret Wedding?

    Photos of the Kirsten Cohen drunk at the ceremony will likely hit the internet sometime next week, followed by reports of Jimmy Cooper still scamming off his children.

  • We’re Here For The Right Reasons: “The Bachelor” Recap, Episode 7

    You guys, is this season going by faster than any other season in the history of this show? How are we already at hometowns? And also, hometowns AND fantasy dates in one week?! I'm just not ready for it to be over.

  • Miley Cyrus Rides Wiener, Monica Lewinskys Bill Clinton, Is Batshit

    Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz Tour this weekend by simulating oral sex on Bill Clinton. Basically, it was exactly what I had imagined, except way worse.

  • GIRLS Recap: Season 3, Episode 7 ‘Beach House’ [A Bro's Thoughts]

    The crew gallivants to Long Island for a stay at Marnie’s Mom’s friend’s house. Of course Marine wants everything to go perfect, but there’s always some forced melodrama because we’re talking about Girls, right?

  • Simon Rex’s Instagram Videos Are Disturbing, Yet Amazing

    For no other reason than the fact that I'm drawn to him in the same way you might consider making out with a frat bro in an American flag tank top because YOLO what else is going on, I occasionally keep tabs on Mr. Rex. I just like to know what that beautiful mind of his is up to.

  • Your Post Valentine’s Day Weekend Horoscope

    This weekend we present you with horoscope translations, basically real ass horoscopes translated so you can actually understand what those vague messages even mean. Enjoy.

  • Valentine’s Day Explained By Your Favorite TV Shows

    Today is Valentine’s Day but according to twitter if you ain’t getting the V or the…