Expectation vs Reality: When You’re Out at the Bar

It never ceases to amaze me however that you can go out looking so fab, and come back at three in the morning looking like someone saved your life in a landfill.

This Creepy Dad Wants Permission to Date His Daughter’s Friend

Sometimes our dads embarrass us. It’s just part of having parents. So what do you do when your dad writes to an advice column and asks how to properly go about dating your friend? Gross.

The New Season of Pretty Little Liars is Going to be Amazing [Candy Dish]

Okay, so let me be honest for a second. Last Fall, I didn’t leave my house for a week. Do you guys want to know why I was a hermit for 7 days? I can sum it up in three words: Pretty Little Liars.

Remember That Time Nick And Aaron Carter Got Into A Fight About Paris Hilton?

OMG OMG. Shit pops of for real.

All The Amanda Bynes News You’ll Need For The Weekend

Amanda appeared in court this morning in her famous blonde wig and got off relatively easy. The judge let her go without bail, despite prosecutors request for $1000.

17 Reasons America Is Better Than You, Other Countries

Listen, other countries, with your socialism and free health care, y’all need to pay close attention: ‘MERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

Amanda Bynes Was Arrested Last Night For A ‘Felony Bong Tossing’

Amanda has been arrested on charges of criminal possession of pot, reckless endangerment and felony tampering with evidence.

Just What the World Needed: A “GIRLS” Parody Porn

Hustler is actually turning Girls into a porn creatively entitled This Aint Girls XXX. Wonderful. At least Girls made it two seasons before someone decided to turn its already awkward sexual humor into an even more awkward porn.