Spoiler alert: Hannah Horvath cannot ride a bike.
While rom-coms are a welcome departure from real life, most seem to skip over the college years altogether (maybe because of the absolute absence of any romance in an underage bar where college football plays in the background).
If, for some odd reason, you're unfamiliar with the magic of the series, Netflix has you covered. If, on the other hand, you spent the majority of your childhood plotting your marriage to Zack Morris, you'll be happy to know that he turned out okay.
"Act normal bitches," pretty much sums up last night's show.
To start off this week, we were able to watch the couples interact immediately following the rose ceremony. It was everything.
The messiest show on television.
I'm suggesting a Kardashian boycott, and we're not watching until the three K's and their various hanger-ons admit the truth.
"The truth doesn't amount to much when it comes from a bunch of liars," never have truer words been spoken about this show. And surprise, surprise, it came from Aria, one of the best liars.
All week I have been patiently waiting to see the scandal between Michelle K. and one of the crew members on the set — and it did not disappoint.
*Marissa Cooper screaming profusely at a swimming pool.*
Being "pretty" all the time isn't actually ideal.
WHO IS THAT SCRUFFY (SEXY? TBD) VAGABOND???????
What do you get when you bring 11 hot past Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants to a tiny hut in Mexico? Pretty much exactly what you would expect.
Romantic Comedies are the best type of movies. In the mists of the tears, the laughter, the arguments, and the oh, so passionate kisses romantic comedies provide the audience with life lessons that anyone can relate to.
It's clear that Harrington is really exercising his acting chops, you know, by playing a guy that blindly pledges allegiance to something..oh wait.
Joey is not the basic dumb guy that he's made out to be. He's easily one of the funniest Friends, he's the most loyal of the group, and he's genuinely sweet, kind, and caring.
This is like asking me to root for a women's basketball league where all the players are men.
Was it just me or did this episode seem a little slow?
Queen Elsa was originally supposed to be a villain.
Twist ending: Nick was a creepy staaaaaalker.
But where is Peeta?
There's wisdom nuggets in that sass.
Beyonce didn't lie to us -- today's the day you can watch a full 2 minutes and 33 seconds of Christian Grey in action.
We're halfway through the summer season!
This season's Men Tell All can be summed up in 4 words: Marquel, cookie pins, scarves, racism. Actually, I probably could have stopped at Marquel. Seriously you guys, what a lame Men Tell All.