Man Gets Back at His Girlfriend by Cutting of His Own Penis

Why you might ask? Apparently, his girlfriend had been getting on his nerves about his drinking problem and instead of say, trying not to drink so much, the man grabbed a pair of scissors off of the table and ran to the bathroom to cut off his penis.

“How Do I Make My Boyfriend Want Me More Even When He’s Inside Me During Sex?”

Well, person who searched this, I’d like to help you out. Let’s look at a couple of facts: a) he’s your boyfriend and b) he’s inside you.

14 GIFs That Make Us Ponder The Male Twerk

Do I like this? Do I enjoy it? Am I OK?

15 WTF Pregnancy Photos From Stars and People Just Like Us

I have a ton of respect for pregnant women. I mean, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the strength and love of my mom! But in the case of pregnancy pictures, sometimes we just have to laugh.

The Weirdest Fitness Video You Will EVER See [WTF Friday]

Five seconds of this video is all it takes for you to say WTF?! Seriously.

CourseSmart Tells Professors When You Skip Reading Assignments [WTF Friday]

Juggling a full course load is more challenging than any of us probably thought before we came to college; and it’s about to get a lot harder.

“Siblings or Dating” Site Is The Greatest Mindf*ck Ever [WTF Friday]

Have you ever seen a happy couple and thought to yourself, “Geez, they look so alike they could be brother and sister”? And then finding out that they ARE siblings? Creepy. Or being out at lunch with your brother and having the server call him your boyfriend. Awkward!

Bacon Condoms, Bacon Lube…BRB Throwing Up

Looking to spice things up in the bedroom? Tired of the same old latex condom? Well the guys over at J&D’s have created something for you: bacon flavored condoms.

The Indian Lake Project is Our Favorite Conspiracy Theory [WTF Friday]

This blog, the Indian Lake Project, is both completely creepy and completely awesome. The main point of the blog is to give out information on a box found by a man named John’s uncle in 1997.

Model Samantha “Boing Boing” Breastfeeds A Calf, Posts Proof On Instagram

I don’t know even know what to say after looking at these pictures. I guess it’s really caring of her to help out a hungry calf?

Store Your Booze In This Bangle Flask [WTF Friday]

Cynthia Rowley has it featured on her site with the tag, “necessity is the mother of invention.” I couldn’t agree more Cyn.

Australian Miners Get Fired for Doing the Harlem Shake [WTF Friday]

A West Australian newspaper reported that the 15 miners were fired for health and safety rules violated during the filming of their Harlem Shake. I will admit. I don’t know much about mining rules and regulations, but to me, it looks like they just having some harmless fun for thirty seconds.

Dude Pushes Girlfriend Off a Cliff, She Dumps Him Mid-Air [WTF Friday]

He gets closer to her puts his arm around her, makes her feel better, then BAM he shoves her off the cliff! WTF DUDE!?

Woman Says She’s Had the Same Song Stuck in Her Head for Three Years [WTF Friday]

I am that person who starts singing an annoying song, and soon it’s stuck in all my friends’ heads (you’re very welcome BFFs!). However, eventually they forget the song I’ve implanted into their minds. But, imagine if an annoying song never left….

That One Time Australia Tried To Ruin Every Kid’s Birthday

The best part of any birthday party is getting your cake with an amount of candles equivalent to your age (maybe even one more for good luck) and then making a wish about getting that pink bike you wanted and blowing our your damn candles like a pro. But Australian officials ain’t having any of that.

Cosmetic Surgery To Get CROOKED Teeth?! [WTF Friday]

A new trend in Japan involves cosmetic surgeries with the sole purpose of re-aligning teeth so they aren’t straight anymore.