GQ Says the Dardnest Thigns: February Edition
Maybe I’m just cynical because it was just Valentine’s Day, but Michelle Williams is practically nude on the cover of February’s GQ. I’m totally aware this is a magazine for men, but jeez-a-lou, she’s literally only wearing a bra and panties.
Our Favorite Daytona 500 Fans
The Daytona 500 is right around the corner, and I’m always amazed at the type of people that are drawn to the race. I’ve watched the race before with my dad, but a lot of people that actually go can be quite the characters.

How I Would Spend My Day As Ke$ha
What if it were your job to have fun and act like a crazy hot mess everywhere you went? It might get old after a while, but it would be fun for just one day. Who actually has this job? Ke$ha! Come on, you know you want to find out what it would be like to have a dollar sign in your name.
WTF Friday: A Senior Citizen Expains the Business of Going Down
This morning, a post over at Em and Lo caught our eye. They featured a comment from one of their readers on a post about oral sex. To be more exact, it was a post called “How Do I Tell My BF He Sucks at Oral?” Here’s what the comment said…
Worst Celebrity Tans [Photos]
In high school, one of my best friends came to school with one of the worst (and most hilarious) spray tans I had ever seen. We had a homecoming dance coming up, and this was part of her preparation process. Fortunately for my friend, she is not alone in the epidemic of spray tans gone wrong. There are tons of celebs that have gone a little overboard with the tanner and looked a little orange.
Friday Video Is The Punniest Thing You’ll See Today
In the spirit of puns, we here at CollegeCandy stumbled upon a great video of some funny guys (and gals) “pun hunting” at the grocery store. We were cracking up, and you will too! You’ll never look at celery the same ever again. Enjoy!
Maxim Says the Darndest Things: March Edition
Oh, Maxim. You make it so easy to laugh at you. Today, when purchasing this month’s Maxim, I was charged like six dollars. I paid six freaking dollars for a 30-page magazine full of naked women. In tiny print beneath the cover model’s legs reads the tagline “This issue is 75% pants-free.” Well, good…because who likes pants? I don’t.

Around the Web

Why You Shouldn’t Slam Your Parents on Facebook [Video]
Even though it’s so cathartic to vomit a few passive aggressive phrases on your Facebook status update or TwitPic a shot of the horribly dressed person standing ahead of you in line, don’t ever slam your parents on social media. You just might end up with BULLETS in your laptop and accidental YouTube infamy.
Heart Attack Grill Actually Causes Heart Attack
No, this is not a joke. Last weekend a customer of this Las Vegas establishment went into cardiac arrest while consuming a 6,000 calorie Triple Bypass burger that contained 12 slices of bacon. While the waitresses look great in the sexy nurse get up, they were of little help to the suffering patron, and he was rushed to a nearby hospital.
WTF Friday: Skeletons Having Sex on a Tin Roof
No, there is not actually a video of skeletons having sex on a tin roof. That’s not even possible. Get your minds out of the gutter! But now, thanks to this song, you can find out what it would sound like. And thanks to the music video, you can find out what it would be like to drop acid.
WTF Friday: Ioana Spangenberg’s 20″ Waist
Our society generally assumes that ‘body issues’ spawn from the desire to be thinner. Ioana Spangenberg actually suffers from the opposite. This Romanian born, 30 year old model has been trying to gain weight for the past 15 years.
Cosmo Says The Darndest Things: March Edition
I like to pretend Selena doesn’t know what an orgasm is, and I do think Cosmo is naïve if they are expecting that little girls won’t bypass the raunchy cover stories just to get their hands on some more Selena memorabilia. But besides 12 year olds learning how to have their best orgasm, readers can also hope to discover “Why Guys Love It When You Bite Your Lip,” the “3 Things He Doesn’t Have to Know” and more!

WTF Friday: The Mexican Vampire Lady
Woa! Definitely had a WTF moment when I saw this one. Thank you, Maria Cristerna, for making my tattoo story a total joke. My initial reaction to her er…transformation was that woman must have serious issues.