I have a Palm Tree Tattooed on My Ass
‘Why?’ tends to be the popular question. Followed quickly by, ‘Were you drunk? and ‘Do you regret it?’ No. Well, I was drunk, but I definitely don’t regret it. It’s awesome.
Maxim Says the Darndest Things: February Edition
My favorite headlines are, and no I’m not joking, “Is Everything Better With a Monkey?” “We Go Camping at Occupy Wall Street!” and “Women Who Want to Use You For Sex (and Where to Meet Them).” February is also a bonus month for our favorite men’s magazine, it comes with a “Hometown Hotties” insert in Maxim Lingerie talking about their favorite things to wear during sexy time.

Have a Nice, Tall Glass of… Donkey Semen?
Everybody loves to complain about the cheap, crappy alcohol at college parties. But just think, it could be worse. At least you’re not downing a glass of donkey semen and washing it down with a glass of urine. Surprise! That’s exactly what Fear Factor contestants will be doing on the new season of the show.
WTF Friday: The Weirdest Video You’ll See Today
If you’re watching this video and waiting for this guy to do something besides get wet with his clothes on, stop. That’s all he does…throughout the entire video. There are two things I don’t understand about this video. 1. I don’t understand why he’s doing this and 2. I don’t understand why I’ve already watched it three times in a row.
The Best of OMG Facts!
Whenever I’m trolling the internet, looking for something new and exciting to post over and over and annoy my friends with, I somehow always end up on OMG Facts. Every day OMG Facts comes out with new, interesting, shocking, and hilarious fun facts that will literally make you say, “What the f***?!”
10 Places You Should Never Wear Barefoot Shoes
Shailene Woodley, who co-starred with George Clooney in Golden Globe winner for Best Picture Drama, The Descendants, didn’t wear the standard black stiletto to the after-parties like every other starlet — she wore barefoot running shoes. These “shoes” look like heavy duty socks that work as running shoes.
Things That Crocs Sells That Are Even Uglier Than Crocs [Photos]
I don’t know if it’s the style, the loud colors or just the general public opinion that Crocs are ugly that makes them so easy to poke fun at, but we all do. Here’s the thing though: the Crocs company sells shoes and other products that are even uglier than their trademark shoe! Hard to process, I know, but take a look.

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WTF Friday: This Woman Has TWO Vaginas
When I first read this story, I actually said, “What the f*ck!?” out loud. Now with that warning out of the way, I will enlighten you all about a woman from England who was born with two vaginas. That’s right, two vaginas.
The Most WTF Celebrity Barbies You Can Buy [Photos]
When you think of Barbie, you think of the classic childhood doll even if she is proportionally incorrect and could never exist in real life. We all had Barbies, Kens, and dream houses. Sometimes you’d get a cool limited edition Barbie, but we stumbled upon some extremely interesting (and creepy) celebrity Barbies.
5 Signs that Blue Ivy is the Antichrist
The combination of Jay-Z’s swagger and Beyonce’s bootylicious dancing (yes, I did just pull all of you back to 2000 – I may have watched the “Bootylicious” music video a few days ago) in one tiny, adorable package could be dangerous. However, I do hope she was born doing the “Single ~~Babies~~ Ladies” dance.
Maxim Says the Darndest Things: January Edition
What better way for Maxim to start off 2012 than to have J-Woww gracing the cover? Because nothing says relevant and timely quite like a Jersey Shore cast member. Oh, wait, it’s not 2010 any more. Regardless, JWoww looks kind of really comfortable and sexy while embracing the super sleazetastic Maxim aesthetic.
Ladies, Do You Really Want to Smell Like This?
Why would a woman ever want to smell like a pre-teen boy with B.O. or a creepy man at a club? Either I was wrong in believing that all girls hate the smell of Axe as much as I do, or someone at Axe needs to be fired for thinking women would actually buy this product.

Baddest Teen Mom or Country Courtney Stodden?
Reports have been circulating that an 18 year-old Sarah McKinley from Oklahoma shot and killed a man who was trying to break into her home. If you’ve read the story already, you know that her husband tragically died on Christmas Eve leaving her with three month-old son. It’s a terrible story, yes. And sadly, we’re about to burst your bubble.