Wizard Casts Spell on Kate Middleton, Instantly Ages Her 37 Years [WTF Friday]
Kate Middleton and Prince William got the first glimpse of Kate’s royal portrait in a private viewing Friday morning, and let’s just say it should have stayed private.
Chef Farts on His Employees, Then Tells The World Via Craigslist. Nice.
In what is probably the weirdest news of the day, one self-proclaimed well-known chef (he’s allegedly been on The Food Network) set himself up for the ultimate challenge. He attempted to fart on every single one of his employees.

The OkCupid Goldmine Tumblr is The Ultimate Dream Man Resource
These people are not real. I mean, just let their profiles speak for themselves. Why would you ever say that to anyone ever?! I HAVE NO EVENS. Like…no wonder these people are single. I just..can’t.
You Can Now Get Fired For Being “Irresistible”
Yup, that’s correct. In Iowa, you can actually get fired if your boss finds you irresistible. Sounds crazy, right? But it’s THE LAW.
Dutch Santa Has a Sidekick Named Black Pete Because #Racism [WTF Friday]
Legend has it that St. Nick liberated a slave named Pete, and from that point on Pete decided to work as a servant for St. Nick. He now accompanies him on his holiday tour, giving presents to good children.
TLC Wants You to Have the Best Funeral Ever [WTF Friday]
Just when you thought TLC couldn’t find another wacky topic to turn into a TV show, they had to go and out-do themselves…once again. No, they’re not diving into the sex lives of house cats (although that series will probably launch next year), they’re exploring the world of funerals.
Hear Yoko Ono’s GLORIOUS Rendition of Katy Perry’s “Firework”
I am amazed the power with which a woman her age is able to capture her audience and leave her fans clamoring for more. It’s not everyday you come across singers with such a strong voice.

Around the Web

The Time I Got in An Argument With A CollegeCandy Commenter
Hi. I’m Molly and I have a problem. It’s a problem that has plagued me my entire life, and it’s this: I can’t keep my mouth shut.
WTF Friday: A Website in Japan Lets You Rent a Boyfriend
Apparently, you can rent a “boyfriend” in Japan for $364 US dollars. You can also rent girlfriends. The premise? Sometimes people just want warm bodies to sleep next to. So you call up this company and a member of their “cast” can perform certain duties, but they can’t sleep with you or kiss you.
Students Taught How To Enslave/Sell Africans [The Apocalypse]
Lesson materials included direction on how to carry out a “slave raid” and manipulate “African Chiefs” through bribes and lacing them with alcohol.
There’s A Fake Victoria’s Secret Anti-Rape Line [Sugar Binge]
Pink Consent is a lingerie campaign for a good cause that plays off of the traditional Victoria’s Secret line, although it isn’t actually affiliated. I wonder if putting those words on your bum completely undermines the message?
Nadia Cho’s Tips for Having Sex in the Library
If you are trying to spice up your sex life on your college campus, look no further. Tired of having too much privacy? Is your bed too comfortable? Do social contracts feel oppressive? Nadia Cho of Berkeley has the answer. Library sex: because studying is fun. Nadia explains the ins and outs of reference section nookie, and spills all the secrets on how you can too.

Neiman Marcus For Target = Meh [Photos]
Target has collaborated with 24 designers for their Neiman Marcus line and the results are disappointing. What am I supposed to do with an Oscar De La Renta dog bowl? None of the pieces are special and they’re pretty expensive for looking so generic and often cheap.