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How I Got a Stripper’s Number
I’m a girl and I like strip clubs, so what? Some people might think it’s weird, and come to think of it I can’t really come up with a reason why it’s not. I think they’re fun. Sometimes it’s a little sad to think that this is the only way most of these girls can make a living (and also scary–will I have to strip one day just to make it out there in the big bad world? Don’t make me graduate.)
15 Dorm Pranks to Get you Excited for School
To help you get psyched up for the fall semester, we put together an awesome collection of classic dorm room pranks. Because when else in your life can you (legally) pull these kinds of stunts?!

Mariah Carey’s HSN Freak Out and Top 4 Other Diva Moments
Here’s a quick recap of her cameo on the Home Shopping Network: Mariah freaks out about “unflattering” camera angles, doesn’t seem too thrilled her earrings are selling for $40 and makes a lot of outlandish comments about diamonds. My favorite part? Almost going as far as saying having twins wasn’t worth her body changes. Almost, but not quite.
Ode to the Bro’ Style: A Broem by a Chick
For all the dudes out there that can’t stand poetry, there’s a new art form for you. It’s called Broetry. Yes, poems for bros. Popular broet Brian McGackin has compiled a collection of his own works in a book cunningly titled Broetry, which he calls a “literary chili cheeseburger.”
WTF Friday: Really? In a Public Pool?
I get it. It’s hot. It’s so hot that you’re willing to take a dip in your town’s public pool. That’s okay, a little pee in the pool has never hurt anyone. But you know what does hurt people? Sex in the pool.
5 Celebs That Are Probably Tons of Fun
Even though we stalk the sh*t out of our favorite celebs all day long and plaster pictures of them all over our rooms, you could say that we don’t really know them at all. What if you met Bradley Cooper in real life and he just kinda sucked? I know I would be sad, but at least he’s still beautiful so it wouldn’t really matter.
33 Celebridogs!
Isn’t it just the cutest thing when celebrities tune out of their crazy lifestyle to spend time with their furry companions? Even though they have to put on some ridiculous disguise just to walk their pup around town, I don’t think there’s anything more adorable than seeing Ryan Gosling carry his dog, George, through the airport or watching Nick Jonas kiss his Golden Retriever, Elvis, on the forehead.

Sundays Are For Procrastinating: Modern Family Clips
You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate.Take a gander at some priceless clips from Modern Family, hands down the best show ever.
Maxim Says the Darndest Things: July Edition
July is one of my favorite months of the entire year. And not because Maxim finally gets a chance to pimp out articles encouraging men to go to work without pants (just because it’s balmy out), and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can prance around desolate beaches wearing studded jean shorts that would only fit a midget or a Hollister manikin. (Let’s just say I could see some cheekie cheek.)
Sundays Are For Procrastinating: 7 Drunk History Lessons
You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate. This week we’re gettin’ our education on with a little Drunk History. Just don’t try this for your next Poly Sci presentation…
WTF Friday: The Ugliest Dog in the World
I am a HUGE dog fan. I love them. They’re cute and cuddly and friendly and just the best thing you can have around. I love them so much that I often Google image them just to look at their cute little faces. (Yes, I have a lot of free time.)
Things You Don’t Even Want to Tell Your BFF
Best friends talk about everything. There’s nothing you have to hide from your biffle. Dirty laundry and everything, your best friend will always be by your side. …At least that’s what we always hear.
Are You a Creepy Fan?
We’ve all got our favorite movie stars and music artists that we’d love to meet and get drinks with and talk about life and how they make their hair so pretty. And these famous celebs are usually flattered by the support pouring in from their fans. But there always comes a point in time where fans might take things a bit too far.
The 10 People You’ll See at the Beach This Summer
Living in South Florida means I’ve seen my fair share of beach-goers. The beaches down here are filled with beautiful people with beautiful bodies and perfect tans. However, they aren’t always filled with people who are easy on the eyes. Nor is every beach day an episode of Baywatch. As summer approaches, more and more people are heading off to the beach to catch some rays and waves — which mean you’re going to do a lot of people watching. For better or worse.
WTF Friday: Ever Dream This Man?
So the other day I did a little Google search for the term “dream man” (Don’t ask. I’m bored and single and this summer is proving to be long and lonely already). What I turned up is…well…not what you’d expect. Ladies, meet your Dream Man. Literally. Apparently thousands of people can identify this man as someone they’ve seen in their dreams.
Pants or No Pants? An Easy Guide For You
It’s a fairly common occurrence for celebs to forget their pants. From Gaga to Britney, we’ve seen it happen so many times that it hardly surprises us anymore. They have so many places to be, it must be tough remembering to cover their lower halves all the time.