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Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Listen in on some weirdos’ conversations and share them in the comments or send ‘em over to us to put in next week’s post.
(Guy, two girls, at dining hall breakfast.)
Guy: You girls don’t need your buns toasted, do you?
Girl 1: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Girl 2: Heh heh. No.
Guy: I was talking about the hot dog buns.
(Girl, on the phone, on a campus thoroughfare.)
Girl: I wish you didn’t have a penis!
(Beat)
Girl: Well, then I wish you would stop jerking off in the shower! Read More »



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