High Schoolers Don Black Face to Reenact Chris Brown Beating Rihanna

The white students painted themselves black (for historic accuracy), dressed in what they believed to be urban attire (for cultural relevance) and proceeded to beat one another with what appears to be an umbrella (-ella, -ella, ay).

Roasted Butternut Squash and Steak Salad [Intro to Cooking]

A refreshing and nutritious way to ease into fall. Buttery bib lettuce topped with sweet butternut squash, tangy goat’s milk cheese, all topped with a warm bacon vinaigrette.

Lindsay Lohan and Barbara Walters Are Set to Bro It Out

Lindsay apparently trusts Barbara to not go too far in the interview and ask Lindsay questions she’s too scared to answer. I’m assuming this will be a hot mess, and I of course will watch every painstakingly awkward second go down.

Halloween Costumes We Want to See (And Some We Hope Are Laid To Rest)

It is finally officially fall, which means time to start thinking about Halloween preparations! Sure, you’ll need to pick the perfect pumpkins and plan a solid Halloween movie marathon list, but most importantly it is time to think about your costume! Here are a few options we expect to find from popular culture this year.

Taylor Momsen Is Naked in Her New Video and I Should Care Why?

In my opinion it’s supposed to be tasteful and representative of the lyrics in her piece. The last thing she says before the camera zooms out on her nekkidness is, “and finally I’m free.” Obviously the act of not wearing clothes has symbolized freedom for a while, so I understand.

How Guys Differentiate Between Dating and Relationships [Candy Dish]

“What are we?” It’s an age-old question when it comes to romantic relationships. Sometimes we ask guys outright, other times we stress quietly to ourselves and not-so-quietly to our girlfriends.

11 Women On TV He’ll Be Drooling Over All Fall [Dude’s List]

Having given in to my studious nature, I’m happy to produce for you 11 women you should feel threatened by over the next few months. Don’t worry, not in a literal sense, just in a “my boyfriend’s totally thinking about how hot she looks” kind of sense.

“Top 10 Ways to Get Away With Rape” Flyer Found at Miami University

Get real, bro. I think the funniest thing here is that even he realizes he’s such a loser that no woman would voluntarily sleep with him.

Karl Lagerfeld Hates On “Much, Much Overweight” Women

To him, models at the moment are “not that skinny,” but it’s still not okay for the average woman to carry a little extra weight in his opinion. Has he seen the models on the runway?

Look Library Chic [CC Lookbook]

Just because you have devote your free time to studying doesn’t mean you can’t look stylish while doing it. Right? Right.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Training to Star in “Fifty Shades of Grey”

That can really be the only reason why they reportedly built an entire sex cottage on the outskirts of their French property, Chateau Miraval. The couple is said to have spent £25,000 converting one of their outbuildings into a soundproof “Red Room of Pain”.

Motivation to Get You Through the Week [The Weekly 10]

Mondays mean your weekend is over and you have to go back to waking up early, and instead of cramming tons of vodka sodas into your mouth, you have to cram for quizzes. You need some motivation to get through the week, and I’m going to help you (with some assistance from Pinterest).

Chronicles Of The City: Life Is A Lot Like Building Ikea Furniture

I’ve learned that life is a lot like building Ikea furniture. Let me first explain the adventure of Ikea couch-building that Alex and I had this weekend.