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Writers Slams Abercrombie’s Fat-Shaming With The Perfect Comeback
“Never in our culture do we see sexy photo shoots that pair short, fat, unconventional models with not short, not fat, professional models.”
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Yahoo Buys Tumblr For 1 Billion Dollars [Sugar Binge]
But will there still be nude-y GIFs of mens’ butts on my dashboard?
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Jay-Z Says Beyonce Is Not Pregnant. Like He Even Knows [Candy Dish]
Ain’t no Bey baby.
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The Anchorman 2 Trailer is Here, Plus Diamond Thieves at Cannes [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Happy Monday! Time for the news.
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In Defense Of Justin Bieber, Because He Got Booed At The Billboard Awards
Don’t hate the teenage boy, hate the game.
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Texas Mom Tries to Unload Toddler on CraigsList [Candy Dish]
So in terrible, awful, no good, very bad news today, some lady decided that she didn’t want her three-year-old little boy anymore. So the next move is to obviously create a CraigsList ad…
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Where Did All The Women In Movies Go?
Despite so many epic films with female leads like The Hunger Games, Bridemaids and Twilight, no one is writing roles for women. Shocking! To no one with eyes.
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Man Gets Back at His Girlfriend by Cutting of His Own Penis
Why you might ask? Apparently, his girlfriend had been getting on his nerves about his drinking problem and instead of say, trying not to drink so much, the man grabbed a pair of scissors off of the table and ran to the bathroom to cut off his penis.
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Jaden Smith Wants Mansion & Emancipation For 15th Birthday [Candy Dish]
My Super Duper Sweet 16
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Angelina Jolie Had Double Mastectomy For Good Reason [Candy Dish]
Angelina had both of her breasts removed to prevent cancer.
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Gas Pump Karaoke, Just What the World Needed [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Yup, it’s news time. Here are the week’s top stories.
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Kanye Walks Into Pole, Yells At Paparazzi Instead Of Pole
The fury of a thousand Kanyes in just one Kanye.
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CEO Of Abercrombie & Fitch Doesn’t Want Fat Customers [Sugar Binge]
The creepy looking 68-year-old CE, Mike Jeffries, told Salon in 2006 that he only wants pretty, skinny popular kids to shop A&F.
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Breaking: Students At Cooper Union Have Overtaken The School’s President’s Office
Students are outraged because the school that promised a free education is now charging them tuition.
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Coachella Attendees Like Bands So Unique They Aren’t Even Real [Current Events Cheat Sheet]
Today is my LAST day of college classes ever. Happy summer, everybody! Here are the week’s top stories.

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