Check Out The Cast Of The New TLC Biopic [Sugar Binge]

The movie is called ‘Crazy, Sexy, Cool: The TLC Story and will explore the band’s beginnings in Atlanta, their rise to fame as one of the best-selling female groups in history and the events leading up to Left Eye’s death.

Danny Brown Had Oral Sex Forcefully Performed On Him By A Fan [Sugar Binge]

Was he sexually assaulted?

Farrah Abraham Tries To Defend Porno, Is Inarticulate

In between “likes” and lip smacking, Farrah Abraham tries to defend her decision to sell her sex tape *cough* porno *cough*.

The 10 Best Lord Tyrion Quotes To Celebrate His New Book

George R R Martin has announced a new book about Lord Tyrion called, “The Wit And Wisdom Of Lord Tyrion.”

President Obama Reveals His New Entrance Music [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Passing a swim test is a graduation requirement at my school (for real), and I officially passed the test over the weekend. I am accepting congratulatory gifts. Here are the week’s top stories.

Man Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being Too Sexy [Sugar Binge]

Too sexy for Saudi Arabia?

More Teen Mom Drama, Jenelle Evans On Heroin Now [Candy Dish]

I wonder if their lives would be exactly like this even if MTV hadn’t shone a lens on them?

There’s A Giant Penis On Mars. True Facts. [Sugar Binge]

I ain’t lying either.

Farrah Abraham Gets Trolled By Fake James Deen

He’s tryin’ to take her babies away, y’all.

They Are Trying To Steal Your Cigarettes, 18-Year-Olds [Sugar Binge]

Clearly, smoking is dangerous, unhealthy, etc., but I am sure everyone who smokes is more than aware of that. Is raising the age limit really a solution?

P&G Supports “Black Is Beautiful” Doc That Tackles Issue Of Skin Color & Beauty

Every time I write about a race a few dozen people get outraged because they perceive a discussion of oppressive ideals as antagonizing or demonizing the White race.

Old Dudes Try To Ban Abortion Specifically For Black Women [Candy Dish]

Some creepy mofos (old dudes) are trying to ban abortion specifically for Black women. HUH? WHAT?

“Dove Real Beauty Sketches” – Beautiful or Sketchy? [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

After this very tough and very scary week, I hope everyone’s holding up out there. We’re sending all our love to Boston – here’s how you can donate to the victims if you’re so inclined. Here are the week’s top stories.

Amy Poehler Continues to be Amazing [Candy Dish]

All this tragedy makes me want to just crawl into bed, throw the covers over my head, and not come out until someone can promise me that things will be okay for a little while. Amy Poehler’s web series Ask Amy has helped me feel a little bit better though.