How Animals Eat Their Food [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Who watched the MTV Movie Awards? I didn’t… I was too busy watching Despicable Me. Here are the week’s top stories.

Mariam The Bearded Lady DGAF About What You Think [Candy Dish]

Shaving. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Another Teen Commits Suicide After Sexual Assault Photos Leak

When will it end?

French Boob Scientist Says Bras Actually Make Your Boobs Sag [Sugar Binge]

As someone packing bosom heat this is not good news. ”Medically, physiologically, ana…

We Found Cat Marnell’s Myspace From 2008

Do you know who Cat Marnell is? Cat Marnell is a writer and a drug addict but that’s an oversimplification . . .

Teen Girl Commits Suicide After Photo Of Her Rape Is Leaked [Sugar Binge]

In 2011 when Rehtaeh was 15, she went with a friend to a small gathering with other teenagers and started drinking vodka. Parsons said Rehtaeh only remembered bits and pieces of the night, but does remember throwing up out a window.While one of the guys was allegedly having sex with her another yelled, ‘Take a picture, take a picture.’

LL Cool J and Brad Paisley Duet On “Accidental Racist” + 5 More Country-Rap Collabs

‘Accidental Racist’ is accidentally awesome and deliberately awful.

Watch Beyonce Dance With Past Versions of Herself [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

Here’s to hoping it gets to be shorts weather this week here in NYC. This weather is being a real tease. Here are the week’s top stories.

Legendary Film Critic Roger Ebert Has Passed Away At Age 70 [Sugar Binge]

Roger Ebert has passed away, presumably due to his long battle with thyroid cancer. The film cri…

Dentist Nightmares, Mutant Foods, and Optical Illusions [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

It almost felt like spring this week! I’m counting down the days until I can put away my sweaters and pull out the sundresses. Here are the week’s top stories.

There Is A White Student Union Protecting “White Christian Womanhood” From Blacks [Sugar Binge]

“Every single day black predators prey upon the majority white Towson University student body,” said no one ever.

15 Marriage Equality GIFs To Spread The Progressive Word [Gallery]

A GIF isn’t going to change the world, neither is changing your Facebook profile picture to a red equal sign but what it does do is send the message that you’re an ally of the cause and that you won’t tolerate bigotry.

Yahoo Buys Summly From 17-Year-Old For $30 Mil, I Am Jealous Of A 17-Year-Old

What’s the coolest thing you did when you were 17? I won a high school story telling contest at Random House, I’ve been on a steady decline ever since.