Mom Offers $500 Reward to Get Daughter a Job

Linda Smith, the mother of 36 year-old Lisa Smith, decided to stand at a busy intersection in Menifee, California with a sign that said she would give anyone who hired her daughter for $15 or more an hour as an executive assistant or for an office job a reward of $500.

Internet Think Tank Knows Why We Hate Anne Hathaway

The internet has formed a think tank on Quora in order to answer the question, “Why do so many people hate Anne Hathaway?”

Murder Your Girlfriend Become International Superstar And Poster Child For Violence

Oscar’s motives to kill may have been personal, individual, unique or they may have been the symptom of an unsafe, conflicted culture but to turn these circumstances into soundbites, celebrities, headlines and covers does no victim justice.

Doctors Cured Baby With HIV, Holy Crap [Candy Dish]

Holy crap, for the second time in recorded history a patient has been cured of HIV.

You’re Doing It Wrong: The Federal Budget, Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Shake [CECS]

I’m counting down the weeks to Spring Break, which means one of two things: either it’s midterms, or I have senioritis. Wait, I think it’s both? Here are the week’s top stories.

Lots of People Had Sex During Hurricane Sandy [Candy Dish]

What is there to do when you’re stuck inside with no electricity or water or food? Obvious…

Obama Urges Supreme Court To Rule In Favor Of Same-Sex Marriage [Sugar Binge]

The country is going to reach a critical turning point regarding its stance on same-sex marriage. The Supreme Court will decide on March 26 on whether or not California’s Prop 8 (which makes same-sex marriage illegal) is unconstitutional or not.

Now That The Pope Has Resigned, Who Should He Date?

Basically, this is Pope Benedict fan fiction in which I imagine he is an easygoing, fun-loving guy who’s single and looking for love. (Disclaimer: This is the weirdest thing I have ever written.)

Another Stupid Racist College Frat Thing Happend, UGH!!!!!

As part of a scavenger hunt during pledge week one fraternity pledge (who is presumably White) sung Dr. Dre’s “Bitches Ain’t Sh!t” in front of group of Black students and took pictures of the Black students’ reactions to him saying the “N-word.”

Have You Been Shotgunning Watered Down Beer?

A lawsuit is being filed and involves 10 beers, including your favorite Bud Light. The lawyers state that watering down beers can bring the listed alcohol level down by 3-8%!

FLOTUS Dances Like a Mom, Goats Sing Like Taylor Swift [Current Events Cheat Sheet]

This week’s Current Events Cheat Sheet has TWO viral videos, because I just couldn’t choose. Maybe I’m feeling generous because the Oscars were last night, or maybe it’s because the second video made me laugh so hard I almost cried. Here are the week’s top stories!

Heyyyy!! Why Are We Texting All Crazzzyy Likee?

After reading this study, I actually felt really exposed because I was guilty of, like, every single thing they mentioned! It’s really odd seeing behavior you totally know you possess being analyzed right in front of you.

You A Virgin? There’s An App For That Eyeroll

I think many of us know by now that abstinence only sex education just doesn’t work.

They’re Rebuilding The Titanic! OMG Such A Good Idea! LOLJKY? [Sugar Binge]

What is the Titanic most known for? That movie with Leo and Kate? No, not even. The Titanic is known for being a very large boat that crashed into an ice berg.

Mila Kunis Wants “50 Shades Of Grey”, But Do We Want Mila?

When Mario Lopez first questioned Mila on whether or not she’d be interested in playing Anastasia she told him, “no.” Now Mila Kunis is expressing some serious interest in playing Anastasia and we don’t know how to feel.

Tonight On ‘GIRLS’ Is The Best Twitter, Ever

Tonight On ‘GIRLS’ is a parody Twitter written by standup comedians Sam Grittner and Claudia Cougan. The Twitter perfectly encapsulates everything that makes GIRLS the twenty-something, clusterf*ck of a hit television series it is.