• NERF Guns, Lunar Eclipses…and it’s only Monday!

    NERF Guns, Lunar Eclipses…and it’s only Monday!

    Have something to talk about to all those new Freshmen you’re meeting this week. (NASA)
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  • Things Aren’t as Funny for Owen Wilson

    Things Aren’t as Funny for Owen Wilson

    Yesterday, Owen Wilson attempted suicide and is in critical condition.
    As The National Enquir

  • Plan B Sales Expected to Soar…Duh!
  • Pimp My Dorm

    Pimp My Dorm

    When I started college, I thought my digs were pretty sweet. It was a private school—and all girl…

  • Daily Dose of Weird: Wife Sets Man’s Juicy Bits on Fire

    Daily Dose of Weird: Wife Sets Man’s Juicy Bits on Fire

    Guys, if any of you are reading this, you may want to stop right now.
    Seriously. Honestly. Look aw…

  • If It Makes You Happy…

    If It Makes You Happy…

    Surprise!
    Kids our age aren’t as downright angry at the world as everyone previously thought! W…

  • Paris Hilton to Dress the Future Sluts of America

    Paris Hilton to Dress the Future Sluts of America

    Our country has officially gone insane.
    I could deal with Paris Hilton’s pathetic stint

  • B-Rock Brings Politics to the Streets

    B-Rock Brings Politics to the Streets

    Young African American Democratic contender Barack Obama has made quite a splash as his 2008 pr…

  • Too Young to Go Under the Knife

    Too Young to Go Under the Knife

    I wasn’t fat when I was 12, but I sure as hell felt like it. I probably weighed around 105 pounds—ma…

  • Old People. Having Sex.

    Old People. Having Sex.

    For the two of you still reading past that headline, I’m sorry to say that the disturbing image is…

  • Our Newest Vices: Smexting and Smirting

    Our Newest Vices: Smexting and Smirting

    Nothing creates a buzz like a crrrrraaaaaazy combination. Like PUGGLES!! And MEGGINGS!
    Which…

  • Bitch!  Don’t Say That Word!

    Bitch! Don’t Say That Word!

    How many times do I say the word in a day?
    I couldn’t rightly tell you. It’s one of my favorite swear…

  • Even Fake Couples are Getting Married!

    Even Fake Couples are Getting Married!

    I’ve officially entered a stage in my life that I didn’t think would come for another five years a…