Dating is hard AF.
Would you consider the alternative?
I'm sorry, but what year is it?
"It was the next chapter; our firstborn was marrying this beautiful girl."
She says the picture is art, not porn.
Drink around the world.
"In my opinion, you can either sit at home eating pizza all day or you can be out in the world getting Botox."
Don't be surprised to see this guy on Bravo soon.
This makes me really glad that I don't have any brothers.
"It's never been easier to make money online."
*Insert flying money emoji*
"Your looks are distracting to male coworkers. Move back two spaces."
Goodbye, duck face and fish gape.
From spreadsheets to bedsheets.
It turns out that you're only "indestructible" between the ages of 18 and 22.
"Fortune favors the bold."
You wanted to write memes? Darling, you just became one.
It's more of a blessing than a curse.
My parents said I could be whatever I wanted to be, but I think this girl took that literally.
The "Monday" month of the year.
Don't you hate when mom says you're not allowed to spend the night on the trampoline?
Don't mess with this mama.
"I give you 1 star as you are terrible at finding bars and restaurants that suit your tastes."
Passw0rd? So original.
He's a 25-year-old Senegalese man who arrived in Italy a few months ago illegally.
You probably will invest in some real estate - how about a private island?
Don't miss a minute.
Suddenly your laundry doesn't fold itself.
"I hope summer comes soon."
Yet there is no "Social Media" major at your college.
Nama'stay in bed.
In case you needed further proof of girls' madness, look no further than the latest trend on Twitter.
January babies, you know the struggle.
Pics or it didn't happen, right?
Bumming around on your mom's couch is fun for a month, but you're going to have to start sending out those resumes.