• I Never Said “Yes”

    I Never Said “Yes”

    I know a lot of people who are terrified of sex. I can’t entirely blame them, really. For so…

  • The Politics of Sex

    The Politics of Sex

    I lost my virginity at a 4-hour hooker motel in Bushwick, Brooklyn during a rainstorm at 3am. It w…

  • My Sexual Revolution is Man(made)

    My Sexual Revolution is Man(made)

    The biggest secret I ever discovered was sex. I was twelve years old when I started to wise up to my…

  • Would You Call Me A Whore?

    Would You Call Me A Whore?

    Whore.
    I used that word liberally until people starting calling me that. And they’ve use…

  • 7 Days Without Alcohol–Day 7 (And Conclusion)

    7 Days Without Alcohol–Day 7 (And Conclusion)

    I am feeling sick. Hungover sick. The sad part? I only had two beers and a shot last night. I should…

  • My Personal Weight-Loss Journey: Day 29

    My Personal Weight-Loss Journey: Day 29

    I guess I’ve always been a really impatient person. I can invest time and effort into thin…

  • 7 Days Without Alcohol-Day 6

    7 Days Without Alcohol-Day 6

    I wish I could say that my sobriety hasn’t made any difference at all in my productivity-b…

  • Top 10 Fugliest Talent

    Top 10 Fugliest Talent

     

    “You’re great but….could you do something about your face???R…

  • Pasta for Two, Coming Right Up!

    Pasta for Two, Coming Right Up!

    I love pasta, but it’s often not healthy. That’s really a shame, because it tastes so good. This r…

  • Someone Get Me The Moisturizer

    Someone Get Me The Moisturizer

    Yesterday I was having a lovely day with my boyfriend. We ate pancakes for breakfast. We went for…

  • A Playlist for SPRING CLEANING

    A Playlist for SPRING CLEANING

    I “spring clean” at least once every season. Nothing thrills me more these days th…

  • 7 Days Without Alcohol–Day 5

    7 Days Without Alcohol–Day 5

    The smell of tequila across the table from me at the restaurant is still engraved into my olfacto…

  • I Hear It All: Life Without an MP3 Player

    I Hear It All: Life Without an MP3 Player

    Yes, it’s true, I don’t have an mp3 player. This is not really by choice, I must admit—my iPod brok…