Nobody likes to wait.

Waiting in line at the grocery store when you have a Snickers bar and a head of lettuce, while the person in front of you is eighty-five-years-old and has five weeks worth of food, sucks. Waiting in the doctor’s office for three hours, and sitting on that crinkly, white paper, so the doctor can come in, check your vitals and charge you $300, sucks. Waiting for a star to fall, sucks. No really, it does – …

Let’s face it; things have always been a little bit different in California. Although I too hail from the West coast, some fools like to classify Alaska as the “North Coast”—which is crazy talk. I consider myself distinctly from the West…or if I’m feeling global, from the Russian suburbs.

However, some states are distinctly more “West Coast” than others. If all things Western could be distilled and housed in single state, I think California would fit the bill. One thinks …

I always figured that being sexy was an added plus to your chances of making it as a female singer, but now, a recent CNN article divulges that it’s basically a requirement. And this factor could be a large reason why Melinda Dolittle was untimely sent home from American Idol.

In the article, a music executive recounts an experience with a girl who was extremely talented, but overweight, flat-chested, and not particularly beautiful. No matter how great her voice was, …

No. It’s not me. Let’s just get that out of the way right now.

I’ll admit that I have joked to my boyfriend about being left with no choice but to sell my body when I was particularly stressed about financial obligations and my lack of funds in college. Keyword: joked. Needless to say, he did not find that very funny and looked at me like I was nuts.

But, what would it really be like to work your way …

Brace yourself, girls. We’re about to talk about Ex’s. Specifically, the stuff they leave behind.

So. The relationship has ended. Maybe just the other day. Maybe last month, even last year, but whatever the time span, one thing is clear—the two of you are done.

As you move through the process of reshaping your life and standing up as a single individual, the question of stuff almost always comes up. Stuff. Their stuff. The stuff they’ve left behind, and more …

Today I woke up at home, in my childhood bed, after two consecutive all-nighters, a killer three – hour essay exam, and being told I had to move from my apartment building with one week’s notice to find two emails in my inbox:

1. I had been rejected from Random House’s Summer Internship program, and 2. I had been rejected for a summer fellowship from the New York Historical Society. There was also an email from jcrew.com, which I …

It would have been awesome if he did!

Our friends at BestWeekEver show us that Gunnery Sergeant Harvey Walden IV is one pissed-off mofo. While it turned out to be one of the funniest on-air rants I have seen EVER, it was kinda funny that Dustin Diamond just sat back. Ironically, he didn’t even seems phased. “He’s not gunna fight me on national television,” pretty much summed up the incident. I mean, I know Screech owes a LOT of money …

Every week while watching The Office, gazing up at Jim lovingly from my futon, I’m torn between lust and discontent because I know that some rando like myself will never have a shot with John Krasinski. Life sure is rough for us mere mortals. Or is it?

According to “Sunday Styles”, one of my favorite parts of the New York Times, celebrities are turning to matchmakers to set them up with normal people. I mean, does anybody …

Apparently our sex lives are offending our elders.

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She writes to us:

I am so looking forward to my first summer in New York City, and now for another reason.

Thanks, CollegeCandy for providing me with this fabulous Juicy Couture handbag to join me in my adventures this summer. This bag will be my companion each day as I head to work as an intern in the fashion department of a top magazine. I’ve been shopping for work clothes for months, but …