Cue the tears, cue Adele, and cue me shoveling Ben and Jerry’s down my throat. I’m okay though really.

As most of you know, I’m kind of a pro when it comes to dating (online, offline, coffee shop…you name it, I’ve been there and most likely done it).

Ever since I saw the Anchor’s Away episode on ‘Sex And The City,’ I’ve wanted to experience Fleet Week in New York City.

Last week, I realized that I’ve basically (and pathetically) dabbled in online dating since I had access to a laptop.

He’s pretty much adorable, really. Mysterious, intriguing, sensitive, endearing … a diamond in the rough (“the rough” being the obnoxious, masochistic guys that are just way too common in college). Shy guys are hot.

You see, the idea of having anyone meet my mother and father is one of the scariest things I can think of.

Fantasizing is an intrinsic part of sexual development. It’s a perfectly healthy way to work out your curiosities, explore your preferences, and enhance your sex life.

Sex is supposed to be fun, am I right? Boys brag about it, girls gossip about it.

So I recently hooked up with one of my best guy friends. I was ridiculously drunk and he was well on his way.

You’re taken. You’re in love. And you want everyone to know. Don’t get caught doing the following online — for all our sakes.