There are very specific things a guy thinks when it comes to what a girl paints her face with.
Not the DTF you know from Superbad, but rather he's down to fun with any of the women with whom he's matched.
Whether you’re a hopeless romantic who is always looking for a boyfriend or a “boss ass bitch” who has never needed a man, once you start to like a guy, a lot of your common sense goes right out the window.
So my ex and I broke up, like, three years ago. Right now we are both in a relationship with other people. But he has honestly been on my mind for three whole years now.
Awkward silence is the leading cause of death for decent dates. Things are going really well until suddenly you both realize you have nothing to talk about.
I have a new guy in my life and I like him a lot. We have fun together and the sex is off the chains. But he dropped a bomb on me last week; he told me he is bi-sexual.
Sure, it could be your stinky feet or the fact that you're a heinous b*tch to small children, but you could also be guilty of this one bedroom no-no.
I believe in the deepest depths of my heart that every woman has, or will, wake up in the bed of someone with the immense feeling of, "Crap. Now what?"
"Shall we begin the ritual fellatio?" You ask. "It only happens once a year," He says.
The silver lining is that we've all been there. Sisters in regret. Crusaders in a post-margarita haze. Fighting the good fight...or at least fighting the line to get an everything bagel with cream cheese.
My 8 month sort-of relationship ended and I was bored (kidding, I was dumped via text and was ugly crying while watching Laguna Beach all week). A friend suggested I download Tinder for some eye candy or a potential hookup.
I eat a banana everyday, I am also a ho. Coincidence?!
So, I have this guy friend and we've been sleeping together for several years now. It's been an on an off again thing for a long time.
The summer comes with hella free time and one (or a couple...we don't judge) new love prospects to fool around with during that free time. You'd be a fool to not take advantage of the two and do some serious hooking up while you can.