The Masturbation Diet Will Get You That Killer Bikini Bod and Rosy Just-F*cked Glow (JK)
According to this new diet, its not grapefruits or apples or even magic smoothies that you need to get fit. It’s masturbation. And lots of it.
The Secret Tip for Having Mind-Blowing Sex! [Sexy Time]
I was scouring the web looking for inspiration for this week’s column, and after the billionth “How to Blow Your Man’s Mind” article, I reached the zenith of irritation. Not only are all of those articles redundant (the answer is always anal or BJs), heterosexist (not all ladies date guys, and lesbians do read mainstream media sites), but they’re so disempowering.

“I Want To Do This With Your…” Bringing Dirty Talk To The Bedroom
No one wants to blurt out a few XXX words in the heat of the moment only to realize they sound ridiculous. But have no fear, we’ll show you the basics on how to start talking dirty in the bedroom.
What Does Your Favorite Sex Position Say About You?
We are creatures of habit. Everything we repeatedly do says something about who we are as people. You repeatedly order vanilla ice ream? People say you’re bland and hate taking risks. You make list after list for everything? People say you’re anal and need to loosen up more. The same goes for your favorite sex position.
10 Songs for the Perfect Make-Out Sesh
Something that is a must during those first few amazing make-out sessions with a new boo is the tunes that you’re grooving to in the background.
How to Give a Man the Best Orgasm of His Life
Everybody knows the way to a man’s heart might be through his stomach, but the way to keep a man’s heart is through another organ.
Farrah Abraham’s Oral Skills Were a Fail, So Let’s Talk About How to Really Get It Done [Sexy Time]
While there are guys out there who genuinely don’t care for oral, I think it’s a pretty safe assumption that most do. Luckily, giving enjoyable head to a guy is a fairly easy-ish endeavor.

Around the Web

An Open Letter to President Obama [Lady Bits]
Mr. President, I thought you were one of the good guys. I thought you respected women, and knew that the power and freedom to make reproductive decisions should be protected and celebrated. That’s why I’m so disappointed to see the backward, paternalistic stance you’ve taken on what is becoming known as “the Plan B debate.”
The 4 Hottest Sex Moves Every Man Craves
We’re not talking about crazy Cirque du Soleil moves or emptying your bank account on costumes. We’re talking easy and simple moves in the bedroom that’ll make him beg for more.
8 Don’ts for Hooking Up In College
There’s no guide on how to hook up in college, but here are a few definite “don’ts” if you’re looking to keep things clean and simple.
Enter To Win A Year Supply Of Condoms And Trojan’s New Lube! [Giveaway]
Safe sex is the best sex, girl. Also, free (Trojan!) condoms are the best kind of condoms. We know you want to kick it with the coeds this summer and beyond, so we’re giving away 1-year supply of condoms and Trojan’s BRAND NEW line of lube.
3 Sex Mistakes You’re Probably Making, Plus Their Quick Fixes
You could be committing one (or all) of three cardinal mistakes, but if that is the unfortunate case, don’t worry.

Trojan’s New Line of Personal Lubricants Takes the Stigma Out of Lube
You might tell your best friend about the weird guy you hooked up with last weekend who had an extraordinarily veiny penis (graphic, strange, yet totally conversational), but would you tell her that you’re heading to the drugstore later to pick up some trusty lube (not graphic, not strange, yet totally embarrassing)?