I remember the night that I first met this guy. In my head it plays out like a movie scene—the room began to move in slow motion, everyone else around me faded away. He was just that beautiful. When we shook hands I felt a spark and saw the twinkle in his eyes that made me fall in love with him every single time I saw him. Unfortunately, after doing a bit of research around town, I learned that he …

I want to preface this article by saying I’m sure there are tons of guys out there who know what they’re doing in the bedroom, especially when it comes to using their hands and fingers. I’m sure you’re out there boys and I salute you.

But I have not met you.

There is an epidemic that has got this planet in a chokehold. An epidemic so severe I think Al Gore should take it on as his next big project. …

Listen up!

A self-described “Relationship expert” (I mean, honestly, how do you become known as a relationship expert? I find that title retardulous) in this article wants you to wait 1 MONTH before you sleep with a dude you’re dating.

Uh. Really?

I’m not sure I have the willpower for that. In fact, I’m almost positive I don’t have the strength to withhold for 30 days from a hot someone. I don’t use sex like a handshake, and it takes …

I don’t want to sound all creepy (or pathetic), but I thought I was pretty knowledgeable when it came to masturbation. I mean, I know how to do it. I know different toys to use. And I do it on occasion (some occasions occurring more frequently than others).

So you can imagine my shock when I was informed about this new little double duty ditty.

Ok, I have heard of many uses for a pump:

1. Filling a tire…

During my three years as a Resident Assistant, I came across some normal problems like roommate conflict, some not-so-normal problems like roommates sleeping with knives and then there was the age-old problem that all of my little residents could never seem to find the solution to – Should I or shouldn’t I hook up with someone who lives in my building/on my floor?

I mean, who am I to judge? I won’t go into too many details, but let’s just …

So I’m sure you’ve all heard of Wikipedia; I mean seriously, who hasn’t? But did you know that there is a wonderful site out there, on the savvy World Wide Web, that also follows the “wiki” format and is titled WikiAfterDark.

What is it? It’s an informative website—similar to Wikipedia–that dedicates itself to educating the public about all different issues pertaining to sex. Now for those of you who don’t know me very well—and that is most of …

Oh, alcohol. How I love thee. You make my nights full of bad dancing, falling off my shoes, and thinking that guy across the room looks like Christian Bale. You make it easier to talk to him, and slur out sweet nothings such as “Let’s get out of here. I’ll pay for the cab.”

But, alcohol, you make me wish I never locked lips with the likes of you when I wake up the next day with that distinct …

Oh man, the last thing we need on college campuses is more creepy guys gawking at young voluptuous college co-eds. Unfortunately, thanks to a rumor started about a supposed study published by the New England Journal of Medicine; perverts may attempt to cite actual health reasons for staring at our boobs.

The study allegedly found that staring at women’s breasts for 10 minutes is “as healthy as a half hour in the gym.” It was said to be conducted over …

Long gone are the days of wondering what your ex is up to now. Thanks to modern technology, specifically YouTube, their personal life can be broadcast for the world to see, whether you like it or not.

I check YouTube from time to time, but to be honest, none of the videos people always tell me to watch because they are supposedly “sooooo funny” really entertain me and I get bored with them very easily.

That all changed yesterday …

So plastic surgery … I’ll admit I can watch those procedures for hours on TV (thanks, Nip/Tuck for making me a freak). However, I will never go under the knife. The thought of getting cut open, reshaped and filled with plastic objects totally freaks me out. And obviously, I was born perfect. So I’ll stick to being a voyeur.

It’s been fascinating to see celebrities go from flat to boob-alicious, fat to thin and old to young in a matter …