"I'll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her. I don't care what ANY of you think."
So, right now I am about to make fun of all of Justin Bieber's tattoos but really, I am just teasing because all tattoos kind of are stupid while simultaneously not being stupid at all, you know?
Oprah gets pissed she is misbehaving and sits her down for a heart to heart. If Oprah can't save you then perhaps, you need to save yourself.
And this is why you don't send nude or racy pictures with your face in them to boys you met on the internet even if they are NBA stars—no, especially if they are NBA stars.
While John's licking his wounds from his latest Katy catashrophe, here are 10 lovely ladies that we could see taking her place.
Whether you're a seasoned fan or a Neptune newbie, this one's for you.
You know, the struggles of an old white racist millionaire are exactly the same for a rising, gay, Black, football star.
They really seemed like the perfect couple. Katy is so generically quirky and John is so generically douchey.
Yes, they woke up like this. Yes, the rest of us woke up like that. It's all good.
Here are the seven celebrities in college right now that I think would make for some seriously cool liquid brunch buddies.
"This behavior could be a sign of many things, from a nervous breakdown to mere youthful recklessness. For Mr. LaBeouf’s sake I hope it is nothing serious. "
What do you think? If I were a celeb I'd be trying to obscure my face as much as possible like in this pic but I guess I would do that if I was a regular person too.
Miley and Jared being FWB actually sounds like a good combination of two people who are sometimes awesome, sometimes insufferable and who have amazing hair.
Beyoncé is flawless. You, my friend, are not.
Photographers Mert Alas and Max Piggott snapped pictures of celebrities ranging from Miley Cyrus to Pharrell Williams just chilling between the sheets and called the series "Pillow Tweets".
And just when I thought this show couldn't get more ridiculous, it jumped the shark and did last night's episode in black and white like a 1940s film noir. Oh PLL, you are not that classy but I appreciate the effort.
As a brown person I can tell you there has been a long held rumor that, "Black don't crack."
This isn't the first time Shia has worn a paper bag on his head but he has officially gone off the deep end.
Justin Bieber hot boxed his private jet and abused the flight attendant because someobody help this boy!
Miley Cyrus is nude again in Vogue Germany. What can we say, she's got covetable boobs, why not show them off?
Whatever the motivation for these people to look like Justin Bieber, Superman and Kate Winslet, hopefully they learned something about themselves in the process.
Yeah, it's your typical Miley Cyrus video where you don't know if you should hug or slap her.
The outfits were ridiculous as expected but watching her and Madonna dance gives me the feels. Although them grinding on each other was odd.
Wow. OMG. Lorde's Grammy performance is completely different without being "technologically enhanced." I won't be seeing her live any time soon!
We all know Beyonce and Jay Z's were the highlight because they are just too cute together and have enough chemistry to make up for a rather low key performance.