You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate. This week we’re going back to our Friday nights in and checking out the TGIF lineup.

• Finding the best laptop for school
• How to dress for college
• Get ready fast when you’re late for class
• Here’s why I haven’t gained the freshman 15
• Making the most of warm weather in college
• UT says the darndest things!
• Should racial tolerance classes be mandatory?

So, like, Americans are going absolutely crazy. Not only are we following Suri’s fashion tips (pacifiers are soooo in right now), but we’re idolizing mentally unstable celebrities. Not just, like, following them on Twitter, but, like, nominating them as presidential candidates.

• OMG! So embarrassed for Mr. Schue!
• When sex hurts…
• 5 easy ways to start losing weight today
• If you’re looking for a cute spring bag, look no further!
• A guide dog for a blind guide dog (yeah it’s heartwarming)
• A typical college weekend: expectation vs. reality
• 25 absolutely ridic toilets

• Is Willow Smith too fierce?
• And this is why you NEVER become someone’s 4th wife!
• Okay, we’re excited for this!
• 18 awful examples of unwanted midriff baring
• An interview with Chet Haze: Tom Hank’s son and Northwestern’s most gangsta student
• Nicole Richie is looking leathery
• Brit Brit is sexting up a storm
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When most people (read: adults) think of the ideal commencement speaker, they think of someone inspiring, successful, notorious. When I think of that person, all I can think is: BORING. Come on, college graduation day is already the most bittersweet in every college student’s life; it’s the end of an era, the end of irresponsibility, the end of guilting your parents into buying you things because you’re “so stressed out from exams.”

Speechless. Absolutely speechless.

Hilary Duff wrote a book. Yes, not only does she sing, act, design clothe,s and generally rule the world, she has also decided to write books. That is a business-savvy girl if I’ve ever seen one. Total marketing genius. I was a bit hesitant when I picked this one up – even if her book was garbage, it would still get published and be a hot-seller, just based on her name.

• Do you need social media therapy?
• Here’s why you need to watch the NBA All Stars game
• Trade in your gun to get a dildo
• Most sexually active female AND male names
• Happy hour tips for keeping slim
• These are the ugliest boots I’ve ever seen
• Our dream picks for Dancing with the Stars

The Middle East has erupted into chaos and revolution in the past few weeks. As a college student primarily focused on keeping my grades up and keeping my liquor down, I’ve never put too much thought into this region of the globe. Sure I read the news and know the latest happenings, but I accept everything I hear as the truth. And there’s a lot that just isn’t true.