Loading ...I know this is an advertising campaign, but I don’t care. Everything he says is gold. Spun gold. Gold and diamonds and jewels.
What does he do when he’s not in front of a camera? Talk to his cereal? Chase randoms down the street? I wish I knew…
“I Think We’re Dead”: Cop Tells 911 Operator He OD’d on Weed
July 18, 2008 - 10:00 am
Once, when I in 6th grade and still innocent, I tried a piece of a pot brownie that a friend had stolen from her big brother. Upon swallowing, I became convinced I was high and sat down on the floor, steadying myself with my hands because “the world was spinning out of control.”
Yes, I was lame, but I was 12 and lived in suburbia. I was allowed.
But this guy…well…he really doesn’t have any excuse. Except maybe that he’s a douchebag.
Gary Busey Says: How Not to be a Stupid, Misfortunate Placenta
July 17, 2008 - 10:00 am
You know what I need to get my morning started off right? Advice from Gary Busey on how to make myself more environmentally friendly…or at least seem that way.
[PS: I know he’s batsh*t, but I can’t help it, I wish he lived in my apartment with me and could wake me up with ideas like this everyday]
Heartwarming and Geeky
July 16, 2008 - 12:00 pm
When I opened up my Inbox this morning, I saw that my Aunt had sent me an email titled, “Take a look and tell me if this doesn’t effect you viscerally“. I admit, I was slightly hesitant to open the email, even though it’s pretty certain my hippie relative isn’t sending me gross porn (although, I can never quite be sure with her).
After opening the email and watching this video, however, I had to look away three times because I was so viscerally effected thought I was gonna cry. Something about the sappy yet happy music, the geeky dancing, kids doing the geeky dancing…I don’t know. It was kind of beautiful (and geeky).
Huggies Gets Me to Love Commercials with Baby Pee Spree
July 8, 2008 - 5:00 pm
There’s really nothing I need more in my life than an adorable baby. When you combine an adorable baby with a hilarious scenario, you get an equation that looks something like this: Me + This Huggies Commercial = Constant Happiness.
[Note, this video is extra funny if you’ve ever experienced a baby pee spree yourself]
Your First Look at ‘Quantum of Solace’ — and Craig Abs
July 2, 2008 - 12:00 pm
James Bond. I used to not care. Then Daniel Craig took over. And I cared. Forget that the title of the second installment of the updated Bond franchise makes little to no sense (at least to people like me), and mark your calendars for October 31, 2008 — the date when Quantum of Solace premieres (seriously..I wikipediaed “quantum” and it has something to do with energy and momentum and photons…so like, the “indivisible entity of a quantity of solace“?). Anyhoo, the main reason most of us probably want to see this movie is because Craig is guaranteed to be bare-chested a lot and if we pray really hard - naked. He was naked in the last one. Who cared that he was being tortured while being naked? All I saw were Craig abs. If you can’t wait until October to get your Craig fix, here’s the new trailer for Quantum. It seems complicated. I’m not sure what they’re talking about. But Judy Dench is there again! And 007 is shirtless for 2.5 seconds! Plus, the James Bond music is all badass in the background. PS: In case you’re wondering, the full on abs shot is at 1:35. Christmas in July, baby.
What To Get The Grandma Who Has Everything
June 30, 2008 - 6:30 pm
Grandmas. It’s hard to figure out what they want for their birthdays. Do they want slippers? Humidifiers? Canes? Or maybe, actually, they want something a little racier.
Whether she wanted it or not, this Grandma got something rather unusual for her b-day.
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Alanis Doesn’t Give a Sh*t About Ryan Reynolds
June 30, 2008 - 3:30 pm
As someone who’s gone through her share of H.O.R.R.I.B.L.E break-ups, I always thought that it would be pretty much the worst thing ever to be famous and feel the world weigh in on the shattering of your heart. The whole Jen, Angelina, Brad Pitt debacle seemed like a nightmare (especially for Jen. Girl got the short end of the stick), and recently, watching Alanis Morissette break up with , and subsequently lose, Ryan Reynolds to ScarJo basically solidified my notion that ending a relationship while famous sucks.
I kinda felt the Alanis / Ryan destruction because I’ve always identified with Miss M. She’s this earthy, hippie chick — attractive but not striking — who feels emotions really strongly and is into singing vowels her own way. Aside from the vowel thing, I saw myself in Alanis. And so when she lost her hot fiance to someone younger, with bigger boobs, and probably a smaller brain — I felt her pain. Because, I mean…it’s quite possible the same thing has happened to me. Read More »
Love is Gone: David Guetta Starts Your Summer Off Right
June 3, 2008 - 4:00 pm
Have you ever stumbled across a song and thought, “damn, this song should be my soundtrack as I walk down the street in my new short shorts”?
Well, if you’re like me, then you HAVE had this thought before. Everyone needs a song that gets them feeling badass. Everyone needs a pulsating, bass-a-rific riff that makes them forget that they’re just driving to the store to get some milk and instead imagine that they’re in an action movie where the opening credits are rolling as they ride down the highway, hair flying and looking hot.
David Guetta (with Chris Willis on vocals) has supplied us with the first perfect badass summer song of the season, Love is Gone. The beat is undeniable, it works on the treadmill as well as on the car stereo, and the music video is kind of weird and awesome.
Congrats. Summer is here.
Check out the video for Love is Gone after the jump. Read More »
No, I Don’t Think You Can Dance. Period.
May 29, 2008 - 5:30 pm
30-year-old, Dallas resident Brian Davidson made his debut on last night’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Though he was on camera for less than three minutes, he managed to offend, sully and for all intense and purposes ruin the following things for the viewing public:
- Dancing
- The state of Texas
- America in general
- Long-underwear inspired shirts
- Muhammad Ali
- People who sound freakishly similar to Thomas Haden Church
- and periods…because they didn’t have a bad enough rap already.
Watch Brian shake his moneymaker/ruin the art of dance forever in the clip below:
