Sunday Procrastination: The Best TV Theme Songs From Your Youth [Videos]
Has anyone else noticed that most TV shows we watch now don’t have theme songs like they did in “the old days?” I completely forgot that TV show theme songs even ever existed. I remember singing along with my sisters as we waited patiently for our favorite shows to start. As soon as we heard the first notes of the telltale opening song, something magical happened.
WTF Friday: Coleslaw Wrestling. Yum! [Video]
Fact: lots of men really enjoy watching women roll around and wrestle each other in messy substances. I’d heard of mud wrestling and jello wrestling. But today, I discovered something entirely new. Coleslaw wrestling.

WTF Friday: Wanking In Your Dorm Room?
Freshman year. That incredibly awkward time when so many of us had to move in and share a tiny space with a complete stranger. You thought you were gaining all this freedom and independence by moving out of your parents’ house, until you discovered that living with a roommate can get really weird.
Friday Video Is The Punniest Thing You’ll See Today
In the spirit of puns, we here at CollegeCandy stumbled upon a great video of some funny guys (and gals) “pun hunting” at the grocery store. We were cracking up, and you will too! You’ll never look at celery the same ever again. Enjoy!
Sundays Are For Procrastinating: Best of Salt-N-Pepa Music Videos
Salt-N-Pepa got started in the 80s of course, so they’ve got all that awesomeness going on, too. But I remember them mostly as they were during my childhood in the 90s. I love their videos, and you should, too. Lyrics: yes. Dancing: yes. Outfits: yes. Girl power: yes. You’ll see what I mean.
Why You Shouldn’t Slam Your Parents on Facebook [Video]
Even though it’s so cathartic to vomit a few passive aggressive phrases on your Facebook status update or TwitPic a shot of the horribly dressed person standing ahead of you in line, don’t ever slam your parents on social media. You just might end up with BULLETS in your laptop and accidental YouTube infamy.
WTF Friday: Skeletons Having Sex on a Tin Roof
No, there is not actually a video of skeletons having sex on a tin roof. That’s not even possible. Get your minds out of the gutter! But now, thanks to this song, you can find out what it would sound like. And thanks to the music video, you can find out what it would be like to drop acid.

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This Friday Video Reverses Roles
Obviously not all guys are creepy but, sometimes, it seems that way. On the other hand, I can see how us girls can be pretty annoying when we go out. Dancing in big circles. Trying to be cute and flirty but really just coming off as coy. You can make an argument for either side, really. This Friday’s video is one that reverses these roles in the most obvious, hilarious way.
Dorm Room Workout: One-Moment Meditation
Sometimes, when you’re tired, stressed, sick or just feeling crappy, a workout is not what your body needs. I know, you never thought you would hear me say that. But it’s true! Sometimes your body needs your help to repair and restore, not to beat it up more. But by telling you to skip the occasional workout, I don’t mean that you should ignore your body! Instead, I wanted to share a technique I just discovered.
A Scary Friday Video: Siri, Is That You?
We all have our “Siri stories.” Some, funnier than others but they all revolve around one statement: Siri is a genius. She has all the knowledge of the internet at her fingertips and, sometimes, I think she could easily take over the world. A (cute) guy on youtube realized this and made a hilarious video about just how easy it would be for Siri to take her human characteristics and go full-on crazy.
One Million Moms, Get Over It: Ellen Degeneres For JCPenney [Video]
Proposition 8 was overturned, and now we have to see that lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres as the new face of JCPenney? Where on EARTH will I shop now? Ladies, we’ve got to do something about this. Let’s protest that crazy talk show host so that her homosexuality doesn’t taint all our kids’ back-to-school clothes and our Christmas shopping.
Ask a Roommate: What Smells? Uhh…Her.
When you live with a roommate, sometimes things get gross. Whether it’s because your roomie has a few too many drinks and gets sick, or because she has a bad habit of waiting too long to wash the dishes, you’re going to be faced with a messy situation eventually. But what do you do if the ick is more personal than that? What do you say to your roomie if she has a B.O. problem?

Betches Love This Hilarious New Video!
Betches Love This is a downright hysterical new video. Beyond the somewhat disturbing visuals (and there are more than a few of them), the writing is fantastic. Listen carefully, hilarity shall ensue. Because, we’ve all been there…for at least most of it.