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This week, Pat Sajak admitted that he and Vanna White used to party pretty hard in the classic days of Wheel of Fortune. In fact, he said that they used to tape the show drunk, after drinking “two or three or six” margaritas. Pat and Vanna, we here at CC salute you. I mean, really, how else could you get through hosting a show like that?

Here’s our list of eight more TV shows where the hosts should be drunk.

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When I tested out this exercise a few moments ago, I definitely became victim of a mind f***. I am all about weird brain teasers and cool exercises that show how awesome the human mind is, so when this little test came along I was more than willing to check it out.

I never realized that thinking about numbers and food could result in this cool little guessing game, but it does!

As I went along with this random and weird test, I was wondering, “Okay…what is the point to all of this?”, but the ending proved to be pretty fascinating.

Side note: make sure that you’re alone or with people who won’t think you’re a freak because at one point you have to whisper to yourself. Enjoy!

Check it out right here.

Today, #ThingsThatAreSexy is trending on Twitter. And I learned a very important lesson from this educational hashtag. Basically, whatever you might wear, do or say, someone in the world (or at least on Twitter) will find it sexy. Really. There were some sweet ones, some funny ones, and some just plain weird ones.

Click through the gallery for the best of the #ThingsThatAreSexy hashtag.

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The difference between the girl with a remarkable man and the girl with a remarkable number of STDs manifests itself in a woman’s character. Of course too much cleavage and sexual activity can also play into this realm of whoredom, but these aspects are not nearly as important as how a sexy woman carries herself. To be sexy (and not whore-y), a woman has to be filled with playfulness, sexual entendres/innuendos, and mystery. In short, she must master the art of the tease.

I don’t need to tell you what a whore is. In fact, you have probably already seen the bottom half of her ass sticking out of her way-too-short “dress.” She’s the one slurring her words at the club or messing around in the upper bedroom at the house party. We all know what she is (not) wearing and whom she has slept with. Now the more important question is: how do we avoid being her?

Mastering Playfulness:

A tease doesn’t need to rock a mid-drift and sky-high heels to get attention. (She gets too much of it already.) Instead, she gains and maintains a man’s attention through extreme amounts of playfulness. This can take place in numerous scenarios. Simply by turning her body, making eye contact, and smiling, she has already made the first move. If the man has enough guts, he will approach her. It’s just that simple.

After obtaining a man’s interest, a tease walks the fine line between approachable and unobtainable. Think: “Sure you can flirt me, but that doesn’t mean you’re going home with me.” This can be accomplished through coy behavior and the right amount of provoking. Put him down a little. Make harmless fun of him. Warning: it is important to do this about meaningless topics (like his favorite football team or love for girlie martinis, not his baby beer gut or the way his ears stick out), maintain a smile, and keep an “I’m just kidding,” attitude the entire time. The goal is not to piss the guy off, but to encourage him to play along.

You’re from Italy? Oh, you know what they say about Italians, don’t you?

[These are best played with a little push or nudge to add physical contact.]

Mastering Sexual Entendres & Innuendos:

The English language is filled with suggestive vocabulary. From “large” and “hard” to “wet” and “fast”, words with double meanings are great for throwing into casual conversation. A tease wants to imply “sex” without explicitly saying anything about it. It is vital to leave him wondering: “Did she mean to refer that or am I just imagining it?”

What are you doing tonight? You know I am always up for anything.

Overall, the point is to get the man thinking of sex without knowing you are thinking the same thing. But make sure to keep a balance. If you start coming off as too forward, make sure to mention that you are going to a baseball game with Steve later in the week, “forget” to answer one of his text messages, or leave early in a conversation. Men like competition and it is always important for a tease to leave before she is left.

Will you excuse me for a second? My friend, John, just walked in and I need to go say hello.

[Constantly switching from sexual flirtation and pulling away will keep him wanting more!]

Mastering Mystery:

Never give too much away! The more secrets a woman appears to have, the more interesting she becomes. This can be accomplished by refusing to give complete answers to questions or by returning his questions back to him.

I had a dream about you last night. I can’t tell you about it here. But it was a good dream!

Generally, a tease wants to leave most of the work to his imagination. If she is showing off the girls, she’ll cover up with some blue-jeans. If she is rocking her legs, she’ll cover up with a conservative top. Nothing is ever too-low, too-short, or too-explicit. A tease wants to leave a man needing to see more of her. She is Alluring. Confident. Sexy.

But definitely, absolutely not a whore.

[This post was originally written by Ashley - University of Michigan]

I think we can all agree that autocorrect – on iPhones, Droids, and any other technological device – is both a blessing and an evil monster trying to harm us all in the worst way possible. Autocorrect taught me how to spell “apologize” after one particularly brutal party two years ago, but it has also led to many awkward exchanges. Especially when my iPhone decided to change “pelvis” to “penis” when I texted my mom about sewing. For your entertainment pleasure, we at CollegeCandy have gathered the best of Damn You Auto Correct! so that you can laugh at others’ awkward pain.

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Not to get all hipster “I liked it before it was COOL” on you guys, but I have loved Melissa McCarthy since she played the role of Sookie St. James on Gilmore Girls. She was the much needed comic relief when the actual girls “witty” banter got to be super annoying.

Ever since Bridesmaids and her Emmy award winning role as Molly in the CBS sitcom, “Mike and Molly,” Melissa McCarthy is stealing every single person’s heart. She is talented, beautiful and hilarious! Ellen DeGeneres posted a new clip on her YouTube page from when McCarthy stopped by her show recently to talk about the Golden Globes. Her hilarious encounters with other celebrities had everyone cracking up. Check it out below!

To see more great clips from Ellen, check out her YouTube channel!

Spin-offs are bad. When a show that already exists gets a spin-off, you know it’s jumped the shark. They’ve run out of ideas; the writers are tired of thinking up gags featuring the same set of characters. Basically, they want to write the same show, but with different people, maybe a different location. And thus, the spin-off is born. There have been some terrible spin-offs, but none are as bad as the following…

5. Joey featuring Matt LeBlanc. Just before Friends finished up, the series seemed to have reached a point of not being funny anymore. We knew the characters so well. It was a good ending. And then Joey came lumbering at us and the Friends memory was tainted.

4. Anything featuring the Kardashians. Seriously, is there a show on E! that doesn’t feature them?!

3. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic circa 2011. Let’s leave the My Little Ponies in my childhood, thanks.

2. NCIS: Los Angeles as a boring spin-off of the already boring NCIS. A bad show spun off into a worse show, how is that possible?

1. Dwight Shrute from the Office may be getting his own spin-off. Um. No. Just no.

Spring Break: The quintessential college experience. A time to let loose and go crazy, it’s something every college student looks forward to. Spring Break is shown on every TV show involving college students, never failing to portray the insane experiences participants go through. While some may describe it as trashy, it’s not necessarily true totally true.

Come on, it’s not Spring Break if it’s not trashy! That simple fact is part of American culture. The random hook ups, the blackouts, the drunken, forgotten adventures, Spring Break is about establishing yourself as a complete and utter messcase. Soo, where should you go for SB2k12? Have no fear, our boys at Coed Magazine are here bringing you America’s Top 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations!