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50 Cent Wrote A YA Novel About A Bully Named Butterball And His Lesbian Mom
This is real. This is your real life. Soak it in. Soak it in. 50 Cent penned a YA Novel about a picked on kid, turned bully named Butterball.
This Friday Video Wants a Grapefruit Soda [Video]
Aziz tells a little story of a time when he just so happened to be at the same restaurant as the notoriously tough rapper, 50 Cent. Unfortunately for him, Aziz eavesdropped on his confusion of what a grapefruit is and fortunately for us, we get Aziz to tell us the whole story in the most hilarious way.

The 50 Most Popular Men on the Web (According to Google) 2010
How many times a week a day do you Google yourself? An embarrassing amount, right? Almost as embarrassing as the amount of time I spend diagnosing myself with fatal diseases on WebMD. But when we’re not googling our own name and Facebook stalking our frenemies, we’re googling (and ogling) guys. Like, a lot.
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Love is Lost in Hollywood
While we’re all busy staying up until ridiculous hours of the night studying for finals and attempting to get some holiday shopping done at the same time, Hollywood has been… breaking up some of it’s cutest couples? At least it’s reassuring to know that while we’re stressing, celebs are always there to keep us entertained.
Candy Dish: Just Rewrap It
• Exactly how bad is regifiting?
• How to handle a moody person
• Is he letting me down gently?
• 8 emergency party hair fixes
• Should I dump my boring BF?
• Do guys suffer more heartbreak than girls?
• Our fave celeb births from 2010
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Preggo Pink! Kanye’s Outrageous
I don’t know why I still act surprised when something crazy happens with celebrities. It’s not really shocking anymore, but some things do give me a “if this shizz didn’t happen all the time, I might be surprised” kind of vibe. This week Lindsay Lohan seems to be doing well in rehab, Kanye lost it once again, celebs are pregnant, and Taylor Swift is still with Jake Gyllenhaal (and still can’t sing).
Candy Dish: Study Abroad Can Be Even Better
• How to pick the perfect study abroad companion
• This is going to go viral
• Your cell phone is now diagnosing your STDS
• How to make the perfect cosmo
• What to do when your mom joins FB
• Get Rachel Bilson’s look — on a budget!
• Brad and Angie are on set

Gossip Cheat Sheet: Always Something Happening
Last week was kind of dull, and this week isn’t much better I’m sorry to say. Person…
Candy Dish: 7 Awesome Stove-Free Recipes
• 7 ways to cook without a stove
• 50 Cent has a sense of humor?
• So you’re dating an overly emotional guy…
• One night stands CAN lead to relationships
• Lady Gaga’s new outfit is meaty. Literally.
• Why Danielle is really leaving the Housewives
Candy Dish: Someone Won Idol and Other Things Happened
• The 10 sexiest American Idol moments.
• Whoa! Look at 50 Cent!
• Good news: Daniel Craig is not gay.
• Wanna win a $250 Beso gift card?
• Did Garth Brooks cause a divorce?
• Heidi Montag auditions for Transformers. We laugh.
Candy Dish: JCrew Style on a College Budget?
• Get the JCrew look for under $25!
• George Lopez hearts Conan O’Brien.
• Britney shows us what she really looks like.
• Should you pay for college with a credit card?
• 50 Cent’s got a secret…and Rufus Wainwright knows it?
• What’s with all the scary arms, Hollywood?
Candy Dish: 50 Cent And Susan Boyle?!
• Now that’s a collaboration I need to hear.
• Finally, a cure for painful heels?
• Don’t waste your money on these moisturizers.
• Assault with a deadly….hamburger?
• Mark Salling may hate his mohawk, but we dig it.
• Lindsay Lohan’s Muse photo spread looks about right…
Candy Dish: RPatz and Kristen Are Doin’ It
• In case you still didn’t know…
• Beaver pees on news anchor’s face. Happy Friday.
• Looks like it’s time to head back to The Gap.
• Back off, ladies. Kanye is not single.
• You can learn a lot from…porn?
• Wanna see celebs doing drugs?
Candy Dish: Megan Fox Does Stuff
• Ok, we get it. Megan Fox is hot.
• Is that Kim Kardashian?!
• Is there such a thing as the middle-school 15?
• 50 Cent’s got some beef with Lil Wayne.
• Look who’s official. My, my, my. What a surprise.

• Pretty sure there are more appropriate ways to honor 9/11
Let it Rock: I Almost Forgot About You
You know those artists that just seem to disappear all of the sudden? One minute they’re in your life (and in your head) and the next, you don’t really know where they are and you spend your days wondering if they took some office job somewhere.
Candy Dish: Obama Puts Wall Street In Its Place
Salary caps for everyone!
Want free condoms for a year?
Bruce Springsteen hates Ticketmaster c…