Meet Elizabeth Adeney: she’s a successful business woman in her mid-60s, working and living in Britain. Ms. Adeney is a divorcee and well respected by her friends and associates, so one must ask, “What makes her special?”
Well folks, she’s preggers. At 66, Elizabeth Adeney is set to be Britain’s oldest woman to give birth, beating the previous record holder by a whopping nine years. Um, gross?
Stories like this are destined to send shivers down your spine and flash disturbing images of your mother and/or grandmother doing similar things before your eyes. There are things that we just don’t want to see old (not older, old) ladies doing and getting knocked up is definitely one of them.
Here is a list of 10 more things that old ladies definitely SHOULDN’T be doing:
1. Having Sex: Worse than just talking about sex, the fact that old ladies have sex is just plain awful. Just think of the wrinkles and folds and floppiness…oh gawd. Curse the day when pharmaceutical companies decided that it was okay for old people to get it on. Curse it!
2. Wearing Mini-Skirts (or any variation on that fashion): Hey, if you’ve got the legs, show ‘em off. Just realize that they have an expiration date and it’s usually around the age of 40 (unless you’re one of the lovely ladies on Sex and the City). Old ladies be warned.
3. Talking About Sex: Nothing is worse than the moment your mom sits you down to explain the “facts of life” to you. Oh wait, unless it’s your grandmother or some other older lady…and she’s talking about her personal experiences. Welcome to way-past-the-point of blissful ignorance. Read More »
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