What will come of our favorite TV couple!?

After three entire months of reruns, and crappy MTV-I-need-a-girlfriend-and-a-life reality shows, I am more than ready for the new fall lineup, which starts this week!

In addition to our old favorites whose finales left us on the edge of our couches with mouths open and ice cream dripping on our PJs, there are a slew of new shows that are totally worth tuning into this fall.

We know it’s hard to get back into your nightly TV schedules, so we complied a guide for the must-see fall TV! Read More »

Time-out!

When I was in elementary school, life was simple.  I spent my time divided between the playground at school and my living room couch.  Yeah, there might have been some school involved, but nothing was important as my shows:  Step By Step, Family Matters, Full House, and Saved By The Bell.  Especially Saved By The Bell – Zack Morris was cute to the max.

All the best moments are etched in my mind as clearly as events from my own life:  Jessie Spano’s caffeine pill addiction, Lisa Turtle’s sprained ankle dance, the Hot Fudge Sundae aerobics/music video, the gang’s glee club fail and the time AC Slater and Zack got in a fist fight.  A. Ma. Zing.  Never mind that my childhood memories are of TV shows…

Anyway, when I recently became aware of Jimmy Fallon’s plan to reunite the cast of SBTB, I had a minor freakout of happiness.  BUT then I found out about Tiffani Thiessen’s plan to eff everything up! WTF Kelly Kapowski!!  I always knew she was a bitch.  She even left Zack for that douchebag, Jeff!  According to a recent interview, she’s just too busy for a SBTB reunion due to her excessive hotness and her new live-action cat movie (she’s doing all the voices). Read More »

A pizza vending machine? Mama likey.

How cool are these insulated Hopside Down beer glasses?

Queen Latifah is being sued by her former make up artists.

Stage Fright? Check out how to sail through your next presentation.

Re-create America Ferrera’s  Kid’s Choice glam.

Are clear leggings going to be the next big trend?

Whitney Port reveals that she hated the Twilight movie. And we care, why?

Bagel receipts are the new cocktail napkins.

Ladies, remember, don’t drink and drive your bar stools.

90210 spoiler alert!

The only way Mattew McConaughey could look any cuter is if his shirt was off.

Mandy Moore is married.

Obama wants to help students.

Chris Brown pulls out of Teen Choice Awards.

Lookin’ for a new look? How about 80’s eyes?

Shooting spree in Alabama kills 11.

Annalynne McCord drives as well as she acts.

Spring handbags!

Katie Holmes has lady hair!

Octomom coming to her senses?

5 argument tactics that never work.

Life changing beauty products.

Britney Spears flashes her vajay…in concert.

Take your goldfish for a walk.

Everyone needs an internship.

Will Dancing With The Stars prove better luck for The Bachelor’s Melissa?

90210 hottie without a shirt. I have to start watching!

Mama likey.

Jessica Simpson…this isn’t helping things.

Daaaamn, Beyonce. Is that real?!

Isaac Mizrahi for Liz Claiborne. So. Cute.

Drew Barrymore cleans up really well.

Padma Lakshmi…for Hardees?

I would now like to share with you one of my favorite blogs. It’s very simple, nothing fancy, but somehow it manages to be the most awesome thing every Monday. This magical, mysterious blog?

Isgossipgirlnewtonight.com.

Guess what it’s about? Yep, that’s it! That’s literally it. Is Gossip Girl a new episode tonight? A one word answer, yes or no, and you can continue planning your Monday night. Go ahead – check it out. I know, it’s not THAT hard to find this info out yourself, but come on, who wants to navigate the CW website and get attacked by terrifying new-90210 ads? Not I, that’s for damn sure. It’s handy, it’s clear,  it serves its purpose and nothing more. Love. It. Read More »

Scarlett Johansson has a new look.

Looks like Michael Lohan might finally shut up.

Perfume and Jewelry in one? I want it.

Kelly and Donna reunite are back at West Beverly!

Emma Watson finds the concept of sexy embarrassing and confusing.

Did you know you could rent textbooks for a semester?

Girl Fight! Hilary Duff vs. Fey Dunaway

Did they say poo power?

Volcano eruption caught on webcam.

Finally, somone answered the eternal question: What is the least amount of exercise i can get away with and still stay healthy?

Get some free Diet Dr. Pepper!

Need to vent? This site was created for that sole purpose.

My boyfriend Will Arnett is hosting a Super Bowl Party!

Guy gets it on with travel toothbrush?

Are you a coffee shop-aholic?

Evan Rachel Wood clears up the Mickey Rourke rumors.

I’m pretty sure I could win Wing Bowl 2009. 

Are chandelier earrings coming back?

Is that Dakota Fanning!?

Check out Alexander McQueen for Target!

Are colleges going to eliminate grades?

Kelly and Donna are reunited!

Now it’s Pete’s turn to discuss Jessica Simpson’s weight.

Her name is Katrina Derrell. She models.

Wanna lose weight? Try the Chopstick Diet.

Mmmmm Matthew Fox on Details.

Northwestern Fraternity locked out of house.

If you want a job, you gotta intern.

Victoria Beckham takes it off for Armani.

5 people it’s totes OK to hate.

Strength training for beginners.

The best position for the Big O.

Shenae Grimes: “I don’t need no stinkin’ pants!”

Women could have prevented the economic crisis.

20 money-saving tips for your makeup bag.

There was an award show last night? (Mmmm Christian Bale.)

Happy Birthday, Elvis!

All the teens in Mississippi are havin’ babies.

Tori Spelling is heading back to 90210. Maybe now we’ll watch.

New iPhone app turns it into a vibrator…

At least we aren’t the only ones who think Lisa Rinna looks freakish.

Drop the overpriced eyeliner, and get this. Now.

Would you give up 10 friends for a Whopper?

The top 10 men women fantasize about.

Is pollution bad for your skin?

Biggest Loser contestant gets mad, throws flour?

(Photo courtesy of Just Jared.)