While lately I’ve been discussing serious topics on Sex in the News, this week I’m dedicating the column to what I’m sure is on the mind of most horny university students right now. Your bags are all packed, you’re heading home to for turkey day, and you’re thinking about one thing: How the heck am I going to hookup with someone at my parents’ house?

Well, other Americans have the answer. According to a study done by AdamAndEve.com, 80 percent of people who have had sex in public have done the deed in a car. I’m banking on the idea university students home bound for the holidays are driving this percentage through the roof. Read More »

This Week’s Article: Why Do Single Women Like Taken Men? by askmen.com.

This week’s article lists a number of reasons why women are (supposedly) attracted to taken men. Let’s see what they have to say…

AskMen says: “In the Garden of Eden, Eve sinks her teeth into the one piece of fruit that God instructed her to avoid — so began a long line of women who wanted, oh so badly, what they could not have.”

I Say: Actually, I’m pretty sure Eve convinced Adam to eat the forbidden fruit instead of biting into it herself. Nevertheless, I don’t really find bible references to be the most accurate explanations of human behavior.

AskMen Says: “Significant others are a reflection of the people they date. That’s why it’s in a girl’s best interest to act like her boyfriend’s PR rep: to mention whenever possible that he studied at Harvard — oh, and he plays in a band. When she boasts, her listeners see him through the rose-colored glasses that she wears.”

I Say: Of coarse, the only way women can make themselves seem like decent human beings to to boast to others about the great things their boyfriend does. Read More »