There are three things I need for a good party night: a few shots of cheap vodka, a cute outfit and the perfect party companions. And I’ve done a good job rounding up the three, if I do say so myself. Like most college girls, I’ve perfected the art of the party and have plenty of Facebook photos to prove it.

But after awhile, anyone would get sick of Mohawk vodka, the 27 cute black tops in her closet and dancing to the Black Eyed Peas with the same people over and over again. I need something to spice things up a bit, and nothing is spicier than some celebrity wingpeople. (Besides Tobasco sauce, which is not a good idea for a shot. Just trust me.)

So who would I want to share a fish bowl with? Here are the 10 celebrities guaranteed to be a good time:

Remember that time you fell in love with that baby-faced Canadian kid who got his start on Youtube, that shy vampire actor with the British accent, or that awkward-yet-charming guy from Arrested Development and then everyone else fell in love with them and talked about them every day and they were everywhere you looked and you secretly started praying for their demise?

The celebrity rise from a nobody to an overrated celeb happens so quickly these days that it’s hard to keep track of who you love and who you hate. Thankfully for you, we’ve created (with a little inspiration from Guyism’s 66 Most Overrated Women of 2010) the ultimate list of the 30 most overrated guys in Hollywood right now. In no specific order…

[Click on the pic to get even more of their overrated-ness.] Read More »

I’ve been seeing this guy on and off for the past eight years.  He’s completely perfect- sure, he might be a little short and has been known to show his sassy side on occasion, but he’s really great when it comes to the life chats.  He’s got 1-800-Flowers on speed dial, keeps the champagne flowing, and always sets the mood with a million little candles all over his huge mansion.  We go on overnight dates to exotic locations, spend the day picnicking on the beach…and on top of all this, he’s totally not afraid to meet the parents.

What’s the problem, you ask?  Guys, I think Chris Harrison’s married!

Tonight rings in another season of The Bachelorette and, in a completely new move, it promises to be the Most Dramatic Season Ever.  Ali Fedotowsky, 25, is returning after she ditched (and then got ditched by) country boy and future wife beater, Jake Pavelka, last season.  Wait, am I the only one who sensed a whole bunch of repressed anger under that all-American veneer?  Don’t say I didn’t warn you, Vienna.

Anyway, fan favorite Ali will be selecting from 25 wish-they-were-hotter men.  A quick peek over at ABC.com revels that the casting directors had an interesting sense of humor this time around.  In seasons past, I found myself looking at the contestants asking, “How the hell is he single?”  Let me tell you, I know exactly why this season’s boys are still on the market.  From knobby necks to Adam Lambert look-alikes, the pickings are indeed slim.

Thankfully for you, I have gone over Ali’s pool of contestants with a skilled veteran’s eye and a healthy dose of cutthroat judgment.  I present to you the three best candidates for a shot at love and the three horrors that need to go back to the rocks from under which they came: Read More »

I don’t know about you, but I’d like to know what sort of place has to remind people that BJs are not accepted. No pictures? Fine. No smoking? I get it.

But oral sex?

This must be an Adam Lambert concert.

For most of us, 2009 was probably not the best year – the economy was still in the toilet, we were fighting two wars, Michael Jackson (and Patrick Swayze!) died, and we couldn’t play beer pong out of fear we were going to get the Swine Flu.

But all that didn’t really matter to those peeps out in Hollywood, because somehow, despite all the odds, some people still managed to come out on top and have a freaking awesome year.

Let’s take a look at who had the best 2009: Read More »

Now that all my Christmas shopping is done, I’ve realized that there are a few people I forgot about this year. They may not be my closest family or friends, but they have made 2009 a memorable year for me. And for that, they deserve the world.

So, despite the fact that their assistants and private security will probably send these gifts away before they have the chance to open and enjoy them, here is my list of gifts I’ll be picking up for my favorite Hollywood A (and D) Listers.

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This makes us sad. Very, very sad.

The Golden Globes love Glee, too!

Get what you want this holiday season.

Adam Lambert gets a gig!

Holiday survival for the single ladies.

Would you buy Lilo’s old clothes?

ABC hates Adam Lambert.

Dude, I’d stay with Tiger Woods for $60 million!

Who has the worst album covers of 2009?

Quick fixes for perfect brows.

Jersey Shore is totes legit, says one NJ Italiano.

Lady Gaga is more than a pretty face (behind a veil of lace).

And he’s revealing it on Twitter today!

Lady Gaga takes a tumble in Canada.

Real life drama hits the Gossip Girl set!

Give your BF the best gift ever.

Adam Lambert was an ugly duckling.

10 fashion trends begging for a comeback.

DROOL.

Is LiLo getting a reality show?!

WTF is Rihanna wearing?

Good Morning America gives Adam Lambert the boot.

Well, this is one effed up family.

Paula Deen gets up close and personal with a pig.