Adele and her scary pointy fingernails are on Cosmo’s December cover. Turns out writing AMAZING music isn’t the only thing that results from a serious breakup (also included: nails fit to claw someone’s eyes out).

Aside from a fierce lady on the cover, Cosmo really gathered a fabulous mishmash of takeaways from this month’s issue. Great, easier for me to gather the ridiculousness! To sum all of the nonsense up, Cosmo wants you to set an alarm for sex every morning, wear dangly earrings to draw attention to your neck and be tremendously creeped out by the 31% of dudes that would track their girl via GPS. Ugh, thinking about getting Adele’s pointy nails.

After crusing through Cosmo’s thin pages, I came across ‘His Top 5 Sex Dreams.’ Because, apparently, all men dream about is orgasms, naughty ex-girlfriend sex, getting it on with vampires and…masterbating. Visions of lingerie and boobies dancing in his head! I’m not even batting an eyelash at that one. Also, if you were dying to know, men grab an object and bite their lip when they’re spouting out a BIG FAT LIE. That means, next time he bites his lips and grabs your boobs, call him out. It will be weird. Read More »

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It’s really difficult to be friends with your ex. It’s even more difficult when you had a nasty breakup. Now imagine that nasty breakup inspired a record breaking album…say Adele’s 21. I love this fierce ginger Brit. I rock out to “Set Fire To The Rain” in the shower and throw on “Someone Like You” while I eat a pint of Chunky Monkey. She created an amazing “eff you” album that empowered women to say goodbye to that loser in your life and move on.

Well, Miss Adele has had a little setback and decided to befriend the ex that served as her muse for 21. While we don’t know what went wrong in their relationship and why the breakup was so bad, we do know that it must have been pretty significant to write an entire album dedicated to it. Adele told UK’s The Independent, “We’re becoming friends again. It’s alright, I know what I’m doing. Enough time has gone by. Now with what’s going on with the album around the world, it’s important to be able to share it with him because it’s marvelous what has happened. He changed my life, I can’t deny that. The album helped me get over splitting up with my boyfriend. It helped me forgive and I hope that he has forgiven himself. I’m not boastful but selling 10 million albums for a little girl from Tottenham, I’m very proud of that.”

As someone who has become friends with several exes that I should have stayed away from, I feel that Adele is taking several steps backwards. It’s one thing to forgive your ex in your own heart and mind, but it’s another to make them aware of it. I’ve forgiven this guy after nearly four years, but we’re not friends. I’ve forgiven another ex for being verbally and emotionally abusive, but we’re not friends either. I’m friends with a few guys I “dated,” not with those I had significant relationships with. And especially not with those I had bad breakups with. Read More »

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Let’s face it; dating a famous musician seems incredible. Exotic vacations, freebies, notoriety…basically what everyone dreams of. But after looking more closely at the candidates to fulfill that dream, I have found some duds. Whether they’d write a song about your break up to the fact that they’d steal your eyeliner, here are 10 famous musicians that aren’t worth the freebies and private jets. Read More »

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