• In Semi-Defense of “The Other Woman” [Sexy Time]

    In Semi-Defense of “The Other Woman” [Sexy Time]

    Seeing as how I was staunchly Team Angelina, I definitely have a history of sympathy towards alleged “homewreckers”, but I can’t say I’m totally comfortable with the idea that women who are accomplices to cheaters have done nothing wrong.

  • Who’s Calling Kristen Stewart A Trampire?

    Who’s Calling Kristen Stewart A Trampire?

    Kristen Stewart. Oh, silly philandering Kristen Stewart. She’s broken the heart of eve…

  • 11 Signs He’s A Cheater! [Dude's List]

    11 Signs He’s A Cheater! [Dude's List]

    All men are capable of cheating. Hell, all people are! Let’s not pretend that there aren’t temptations and that there aren’t opportunities. There are times when it’s just a slip and then there are other times when it’s a damn Charlie Chaplin sketch. The question is, how do you know if he’s cheating on you?

  • An Open Letter From Courtney Stodden

    An Open Letter From Courtney Stodden

    Dear Jordan Powers,

    Today, as I was lustily lounging in the luscious California sun, I heard about your secretive sexual affair with your balding babe of a teacher. As things got hot and humid, I also heard that your modest, meek town of Modesto has their purple polka-dotted panties all in a bunch.

  • Suck It Jesse James

    Suck It Jesse James

    I am so sick and tired of hearing about Jesse James trying to apologize and make up excuses for why he decided to cheat on Sandra Bullock, America’s favorite sweetheart. It’s bad enough that he cheated on Sandy with multiple women, but the fact that he’s going to the media (i.e People Magazine, Nightline) and explaining what prompted him to cheat (apparently his Dad was abusive to him as a child) just proves that he needs to grow a pair and be held solely responsible for his actions.

  • My Lifelong Dislike of Bill Murray is Now Vindicated

    My Lifelong Dislike of Bill Murray is Now Vindicated

    Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce after some 11-years of marriage. Thusly, he is the late…

  • Sexy AND Smart = Eternally Single?

    Sexy AND Smart = Eternally Single?

    I consider myself to be a female of average to above-average intelligence. I can effortlessly p…