One Million Moms, Get Over It: Ellen Degeneres For JCPenney [Video]

Proposition 8 was overturned, and now we have to see that lesbian comedienne Ellen Degeneres as the new face of JCPenney? Where on EARTH will I shop now? Ladies, we’ve got to do something about this. Let’s protest that crazy talk show host so that her homosexuality doesn’t taint all our kids’ back-to-school clothes and our Christmas shopping.

One of These Women Is Not Like the Others

The woman in the middle and the one on the right are both very slim. They are ideal according to the “thin is in” mentality glorified in the media, but in all likelihood quite a bit smaller than the average American woman. The woman on the left is the only who looks “different,” as her silhouette is significantly more curvy than the others featured in the ad.

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WTF Friday: Buttvertising

So the brainiacs over at the KFC advertising department put all their heads together and came up with the genius idea to advertise the Double Down on college girl’s butts.

Masturbation Is Good for Something (Else)!

There once was a time when pornography was deemed dirty, sinful smut that would lead to hairy pal…

An Open Letter To Facebook Ads

Dear Facebook Ads,
I’m not sure when we became best friends, but it appears you know quite a bit ab…

Gary Busey Says: Buy a Dyslexic Lunch

I know this is an advertising campaign, but I don’t care. Everything he says is gold. Spun…

The National Texting Championships- Coming to a Town Near Hell?

In the tradition of the Thumb Wrestling Championships, the World Rock Paper Scissor Tournamen…

Internet Dating: Lies, Lies…and Models?

Have you seen those ads? You know, those Match.com ads? The ones where some HOT guy is “vid…

Interning at Cosmo = Instant Success? I Don’t Think So

During my junior year of college, while studying abroad in Sydney, Australia, I landed an inter…

Quickie: Justin Timberlake + Pepsi = Funny

I admit, I’m one of those people who watch the Super Bowl mostly for the commercials (alth…

Alcoholism, preferable to Anorexia…

Walking around Soho on a Saturday afternoon is generally a trying experience. As I struggled my…

American Apparel: Ugly Is In…Gross

American Apparel makes me f*cking nauseous.
Actually, let me restate that. American Apparel’…