advice for guys

Maxim Says the Darndest Things: June Edition
I woke up in a full on hot sweat last night and I’m 50% sure it’s because my new Maxim Hot 100 June edition was sitting triumphantly next to my bed. I’m going to dedicate that other 50% to the fact that the temps have been sweltering outside. Geez, Maxim really knows how to drop it like it’s hot.
Maxim Says the Darndest Things: May Edition
Whenever I go to buy my Maxim magazine every month, I always end up purchasing random manly things to go along with it. No, I don’t lift my Maxim from the rack and rush to buy some Gold Bond and a wax cloth for my… car, but I’m almost there. Today, I bought Maxim, skin-on hot dogs and five dollar parachute man-elastic ankle sweatpants. Here’s to expressing your male strengths, ladies!

Maxim Says The Darndest Things: January Edition
This month, as I purchased my Maxim magazine and saw a photo spread of tall and awkward Whitney port looking SO EFFING HOT, I decided something. I want to be in Maxim.
Maxim Says The Darndest Things: August Edition
It’s that time of month again when I nobly purchase my Maxim magazine, a pack of Dove Dark Chocolates and snuggle up on my couch to scan the half nudey pages of the man bible. I’m really starting to get used to this. I’ve learned a lot the past few months of scanning the pages chock full of boobs and booze, and this month did not disappoint.
Maxim Says The Darndest Things: July Edition
If I were to understand what guys need advice on via Maxim magazine, there would be three things; grilling, telling jokes, and this month, ‘what to do if you’re approached by a hot woman or a bear.” Golf-clap to you Maxim – job well done.

Maxim Says the Darndest Things: June Edition