We have a newfound love and respect for Al Roker.

Guys look hotter with a little ink.

10 things your dad taught you about sex.

Sweat proof makeup for summer!

Palin’s people want Letterman fired?

Macho movie men in humiliating costumes.

So, today is World Nude Day. Yeah, we wish we knew too; this sweater is really itchy, and we are pretty sure our professor would cancel all Friday classes if we’d shown up in our birthday suits. Apparently this “holiday” was started in New Zealand to celebrate the body in its natural state and we applaud that. Everyone should love their body and want to show it off to the world!

At the same time, though, there are plenty people in this world who we’d rather not celebrate with. And we think it’s pretty obvious why. Call us haters if you will, but would you want to bump into a nude Dick Cheney, or have to compare your body to a nude Beyonce? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

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Happy National Weatherman Day, everyone!

I have so many problems with this whole National Weatherman Day thing. For one, what about the weather-women? Don’t they deserve the same honor? And why you get a national day to begin with? You have the only profession in the world where you can be wrong all the time and no one holds you responsible. In fact, we celebrate it by giving you a freaking day!

But I can’t hate. I mean, I don’t know what I’d do without my daily dose of Sam Champion. That man is ridiculous. In fact, upon further research (Read: Stalking Sam Champion), I learned that most weather people are ridiculous. So, in honor of National Weatherman Day, I’ve compiled some of my favorite weather-people moments. Enjoy. Read More »

So Josh Hartnett has a sex tape. God heard our prayers! What we wouldn’t give to see that thing…in IMAX. [Wipes drool off of desk.] Knowing this (and praying that we can one day watch it) got us thinking: what does one eat while watching a sex tape? Popcorn? Edible underwear?

Also, who else would we want to see starring in their very own sex tape?

Ed Westwick, fo sho.

The teacher from the new 90210.

Ourselves (for private viewing only…and the cellulite would have to be airbrushed).

Anyone, in fact, besides these people: Read More »