Bristol and Levi Don’t Need Marriage for Fame

Wasilla, Alaska won’t be seeing any casting call flyers hanging around Main St. any time soon. The faux-engagement of town darlings (or terrors), Bristol and Levi, failed to get them a reality show, so the two have called it off…for now. While they may not be worthy stars in their own right, I think if Bristi (Levstol? Brevi? What was their nickname, anyway?) were open to appearing on an already existing show, they might have a shot at stardom.

So Everything ISN’T Bigger in Texas…

You know when you meet a great guy and you really hit it off? Everything is going swimmingly and you’re starting to imagine the wedding and the kids and the white picket fence, when you reach between his legs and… womp, womp, womp… all your dreams come crashing down. It turns out that your tube of Nars Orgasm lipstick is bigger than what that dreamboat is packing. And you had no idea.

Candy Dish: Jon Gosselin is Over Kate Plus 8

• Jon Gosselin’s got a new girlfriend!
• Vegetarians make better lovers.
• Was Michael Jackson murdered?!
• Are you a suntan addict?
• Vanessa Hudgens is growing up. Awww.
• Boost that Wi-Fi signal yourself.
• Sarah Palin really screws Alaska.

Candy Dish: Matt Lauer Hates Deer

Matt Lauer hates deer, people get married, and you thank god you don’t live in Alaska.

Bristol and Levi Pimp Their New Baby

So, the other infamous teen mother of 2008 – AKA not Jamie Lynn Spears – finally gav…

Levi Johnston is NOT a Redneck and he LOVES Bristol, Okay?!

Levi Johnston wants to set the record straight, alright?
Apparently sick and tired with what th…

The Pissed List:Killer Clouds, Angry Gov.’s and Drunken Lip Synching

[I like to think of myself as a pretty easy going gal, and try not to sweat the small stuff. But some…

The CC Weekly Weigh In: If I Were President…

The election is less than 4 weeks away, which, obvi, everyone knows since the campaign commerci…

Bristol Palin Hearts JCPenny?

Breaking: We think we may have found the gift registry of Bristol Palin and her baby daddy.
As str…

An Inconvenient Truth: Palin Doesn’t Believe Global Warming is Our Fault

As I continue to try and wrap my head around Sarah Palin, the GOP’s newest Vice Presidenti…

Sarah Palin is McCain’s Vice Presidential Pick…and also Supermom?

That’s right. In a huge attempt to be relavant and completely go against his previous acc…

McCain’s Vice-Presidential Pick – Romney or Palin?

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Senator Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentiall…