Candy Dish: Norse (Sex) God

Alexander Skarsgard is more than a pretty face

An abducted Real Housewife, or mega publicity stunt??

Walk in heels like a pro

17 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘The Lion King’

How ridiculous are sex scenes in movies?  Apparently very

Cam-Rod?  A-Diaz?  Doesn’t matter anymore…because they split

Everything you ever wanted to know about Bethenny Frankel

Wait, so Brenda Song is not pregnant??

How Ryan Gosling resurrected the movie star


Everything You Need To Know About the 2010 World Series

[If you're anything like us here at CollegeCandy HQ, you've been so busy making your Halloween costume and stuffing your face with candy corn that you missed the whole "World Series is happening" memo. Yeah, that thing, the most important series in baseball, is starting tonight. But don't worry; we reached out to our all-knowing sports fanatic dude to get all the deets.

Below, everything you need to know about this year's World Series match-up. Read it, learn it, know it....then follow along and wow your boys with your impressive sports knowledge.]

When the World Series starts tonight most of America will be wondering where A-Rod and Derek Jeter are. No, folks, the New York Yankees aren’t back in the World Series trying for their 28th championship. Not interested? You’re not alone. The vast majority of this country won’t be paying attention to the World Series between the Texas Rangers and the San Francisco Giants. And it’s unfortunate. They’ll be missing two of the best teams in baseball with some of the top pitchers to come around in a while. And if you’re looking for juicy stories, this series may have some of the juiciest in a long time.

What is it: The Major League Baseball World Series features the winners of the American League and the winners of the National League in a best-of-seven games series to determine the world champion. Whichever team wins four games first, wins the series.

This year: The San Francisco Giants (NL winners) will play the Texas Rangers (AL winners). It’s the Giants’ third World Series appearance since moving to San Francisco from New York in 1958 (1989 and 2002 are the other two). It’s the Rangers’ first World Series appearance since it was founded in 1972. Read More »


5 Hollywood Hunks We Don’t Want In Our Beds

If we’ve learned anything from this whole Tiger Woods debacle, it’s that some women simply can’t resist the glory of sleeping with a celebrity. And who can really blame them? You put Chase Crawford in front of me and there’s no telling what I would do in order to get him undressed and into my bed. And if it takes heavy drugs and a blindfold, so be it.

In fact, I can say that for a lot of celebrities. A girl can dream, can’t she?

But the fantasy doesn’t extend to all of Hollywood. There are a few celebs that I would rather not have anywhere in or around my lady parts. For example: Read More »


Candy Dish: Jessica Biel is Too Pretty

jessica_biel_introWoe is Jessica Biel.

The top five greatest American Idol finale moments.

These people should not have children.

Lisa Rinna’s lips aren’t real?!

Kate Hudson is A-Rod’s latest conquest.

5 jobs for easy money.


Cosmo Says the Darndest Things: March Edition

marisa_miller_cosmo_fit_small.jpgI am a Cosmo devotee. Have been since I started stealing my mom’s when I was twelve. I am amazed monthly by the hair, the witty captions, and their never ending innovation of synonyms for the word penis. Many of my friends, acquaintances, relatives and sisters swear by Cosmo as their Bible (and for the most part I do too). But there are some times (well…many times) when Cosmo’s take on real world situations is – in a word – whack.

I will still accept their declarations of lip gloss superiority like they were handed down from the divine, but when it comes to their interpretation of all things men (or at least all things greatly generalized and stereotyped), I think I’ll be reading with a grain of salt handy.

And I’ll pass that grain onto you. With every passing month and, in turn, every new “Secret Sex Fantasy Guys Won’t Tell You!” revealed, I will be here to break it all down for you. I will find the truth buried deep between the unsafe sex positions and “things he secretly loves you for,” so you don’t end up with a stiff neck, an angry boyfriend or some seriously embarrassing sexcapades.]

In this March’s “The New Attitude That Drives Men Wild,” Molly Fahner attempts to dissect the fine art of playing hard to get. Oh, you didn’t see that coming from the title? Don’t worry, me either. I like to reflect on the hidden meanings of the cover story articles, because they are so very often not what you think they’ll be (aside from the “596 Sex Tips We Publish Every Month”).

I imagined that Cosmo had discovered a rare personality trait that those girls who’ve consistently been in serious relationships their whole lives possess. Perhaps the Cosmo labs had created a mutated DNA strain that lured smart, funny and successful hotties from miles away. I at least hoped that the article would not use Madonna as an example of who to emulate when browsing for a guy. Read More »


A Little Something To Brighten Your Tuesday

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Seems like these days everything in the news is depressing: Chris Brown’s arrest, the crappy economy, thousands of layoffs (GM just cut 10,000 jobs), the Octuplets mom lying about her financial situation, the A-Rod/Steroid scandal, just to name a few. It’s like all you want to do is down an antire Duncan Heinz cake and cry into your pillow.

But it’s not all bad.  The Westminster Kennel Club 2009 Dog Show (AKA: happiness on a leash) is happening right now. OMFG! Puppies! Yay!!

And if puppies don’t brighten your Tuesday (monster!), I don’t know what will. Get your dose of sunshine, rainbows, and doggy faces right here. Read More »


Candy Dish: Madonna, A-Rod and a Facebook Virus?

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A-Rod and Madonna: just friends?

Europe: The new Ivy League.

Boy George is a FREAK.

Gwen Stefani is just like us! She changes diapers…in public.

Is Neve Campbell coming back?!

Tips for improving your self-control.

E-love is the way to go.

Danger: FACEBOOK VIRUS!!

This made us chuckle.

The economy is, er…um…Go to grad school!


Madonna and Guy Ritchie Talk Sh*t

madonna.jpgSo, I really don’t care about what is going on with crazy cheeks Madonna and her soon-to-be ex husband, Guy Ritchie. But everywhere I turn there is news about these two. Any by “news” I mean “really embarassing stories.”

It seems like every hour either Madonna or Guy are coming out with a vicious and, oftentimes, scarring statement about the other.

Guy Ritchie, obviously hurt by his ex wife’s indescretions with A-Rod, has said that Madonna looks like a “granny on stage,” and that having sex with her was like, “hugging a piece of gristle.”

Madonna fired back by calling him “emotionally retarded,” and claiming Guy was “just after my money.”

Just another typical case of post breakup he said/she said.

It doesn’t matter if you are a celebrity or just a college girl scorned by her cheating boyfriend, breakups always cause the gloves to come off and the truth to come out. Especially the most embarassing and hurtful truths. Anyone who knows me knows all about my ex’s issues (“Yeah, cuz sex for 1.5 minutes is GREAT!”), and after my BFF’s particularly painful breakup, the entire campus knows about her ex’s farting issues during sex. Ew.

Anyways, breakups cause pain and pain causes people to resort to just about anything to make themselves feel better. Like talking sh*t. Which Guy and Madonna have mastered.

So I want to know: what are some of the crazier things that have come out after your big breakups? Leave your responses in the comments section below; we wanna know all the juicy deets.


Candy Dish: Madonna’s Got Some Secrets

madonna_l.jpgMadonna’s secret recordings (no, they are not sex tapes!).

Forget the girl with her heart on her sleeve; wear your uterus on your undies?

Some men are really, really desperate.

Katie Perry eats it on national TV.

Now everyone can look like Heidi Klum. Well, sorta.

Joe the Plumber and Joe Six Pack chat it up.

The greatest college pranks…ever.

Columbia gets erotic.

Travis Barker is out of the hospital!

The most delicious iPhone.

Professor trading cards? It’s real!


Madonna and Guy Richie Figure Out What We Always Knew and Get a Divorce

tmadonna.jpgMaybe Madonna isn’t meant for marriage. Maybe Guy Ritchie got tired of people whispering behind his back that his wife was tougher than him. Maybe he was too English and her accent was too fake. Whatever the case, sources close to couple say that a divorce announcement is immanent, and will most likely be made like…any day now.

“They can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer,” claims “a friend” of the couple to The Sun newspaper. “[Madonna and Guy] can now barely bring themselves to say two words to each other.”

Besides the fact that if a “friend” of mine ever spilled my break-up rumors to a national paper I’d personally make sure they suffered, most of us saw this divorce coming. Sometimes opposites attract, sure, but it seemed pretty clear that Guy Richie just wanted to make Snatch remakes and stay chill while Madonna wanted to work out until she was strong enough to become cyborg-like and finish taking over the world.

I’m sure we’ll hear a song set to a techno beat that details all the tribulations, and see a movie about a sad-sack English bloke who lost his high-powered girl, later on this year.