Candy Dish: Too Much Hottness

Chris Pine AND Tom Hardy in one movie?!

I wish this commercial was real

How did Lindsay Lohan go from bad to worse

We love being nekkid

This dog is the size of a soda can!!!

This couple’s costume is the tits

This hottie is definitely the hottest Swede

Finding Frye riding boots for less

Does your nice guy have long term potential?


Candy Dish: Norse (Sex) God

Alexander Skarsgard is more than a pretty face

An abducted Real Housewife, or mega publicity stunt??

Walk in heels like a pro

17 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘The Lion King’

How ridiculous are sex scenes in movies?  Apparently very

Cam-Rod?  A-Diaz?  Doesn’t matter anymore…because they split

Everything you ever wanted to know about Bethenny Frankel

Wait, so Brenda Song is not pregnant??

How Ryan Gosling resurrected the movie star


Candy Dish: I Don’t

When public proposals go wrong

Alexander Skarsgard is everywhere these days….except my bed

8 Types of shoes you’ll need in college

Dress like you’re in the Dead Poets Society

Best places to meet eligible men

Toy Story was almost called what?!

Whoa…cute clothes from Kmart?!

Guess who’s doing Dancing With the Stars!

Why isn’t Kris Humphries wearing a ring?


Candy Dish: Team Eric

Alexander Skarsgard is a beautiful man

We really wish we could watch ‘Teen Wolf Too’

Explaining the hierarchy of date nights

5 guy friends every girl needs

Makeup tips for girls who wear glasses

Demi Lovato’s meltdown was not Joe Jonas’ fault

The celebrity fans of Bethenny Frankel’s Skinny Girl drinks

Female celebs who forgot to shave

The drinking game for the new season of ‘Jersey Shore’


Candy Dish: Clean and Safe

Ke$ha is that you?

5 beauty tips to help beat the heat

This new film has even more celebs than Valentine’s Day

In a fight between James Bond and Han Solo, who would win?

Is this the best cupcake eating method ever?

Alexander Skarsgard is a single man!

I could look at Tom Hardy all day long

The weight issue in fashion

The Casey Anthony mask, just in time for Halloween


Candy Dish: Professor of Sexiness

True Blood Hottie Alexander Skarsgard receives an honorary degree

How to keep sex fresh and interesting

The knockoff version of Joie ‘Leo’ sandals won’t break your bank

Hollywood sure like to release similar films…at the same time

Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy because they used a doppelganger?

Stars who got naked for their shows

8 essential laid back items

4 Red flags we’re totally committed

Gorgeous heels for hump day


10 Hottie Vampires That Paved the Way for Edward Cullen

In case you’ve been hiding under a rock these past few weeks and haven’t heard the shrieks of 8-year-old girls and 45-year-old women everywhere, Eclipse is coming out in two days. Yes, on Wednesday we will have yet another opportunity to watch Bella get herself into trouble that requires her two loves to come and save her.

AKA watch two sexy shirtless men run around for an hour and a half.

While Taylor Lautner is the most likely the sexiest werewolf in history (seriously, go watch a werewolf movie; his only competition is Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf), Robert Pattinson is far from the hottest vampire. Sexy vampires have been around for years leaving women weak in the knees and wishing one would stand over their beds in the night and take a little bite out of their necks.

Yeah, Edward is a fine piece of vampire meat, but he’s got nothing on these 10 blood-sucking hotties. These guys are delicious enough (in a looks sorta way, not a tasty blood sorta way) that even the most staunch Team Jacob fanatics might consider switching allegiances.

Jason Patric as Michael Emerson in The Lost Boys.

Jason was steaming up movie screens before I was even born, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate his brooding eyes and sexy bod performance nowadays. He started and ended a human, but for a solid hour he was one of the first drool-worthy vampires out there, setting the stage for the sexy that was to come.

Kiefer Sutherland as David in The Lost Boys

(OK, for this one you have to look past the mullet. It was the ’80s – he has an excuse.) While Jason Patric was running around trying to become human, Kiefer here was the (hottie) bad boy gang leader terrorizing town. Seriously, who doesn’t love a bad boy, especially when he also happens to be a vampire…and Kiefer Sutherland? Sadly, he had to die in the end, but he sure looked good vamping it up for the rest of the movie.

Wesley Snipes as Blade in Blade

From the comic book of the same name, Wesley Snipes showed up on screen as Blade, the half vampire with a soul (awwww) who just so happens to hunt (less fortunate looking) vampires. Guys loved to watch him kick butt, and girls just liked watching his…well, you see where I’m going with this?

Ian Somerhalder as Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

While 13-year-old girls are fawning over him in CW’s The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder will always be the sexy yet somewhat useless Boone from Lost to me. However, I must admit, if he wants to take a chunk out of my neck, come to mama, Damon Salvatore.

Brad Pitt as Louis in Interview with a Vampire

While he started off trying to stick to a “vegetarian” diet, Louis here gave in to his dark side and women everywhere were perfectly OK with that. He’s a young Brad Pitt…biting people’s necks. Need I say more?

Stuart Townsend as Lestat in Queen of the Damned

Stuart Townsend replaced Tom Cruise in The Vampire Chronicles franchise and may I say, good choice Hollywood execs! He’s got eyes that can make a woman melt and can somehow manage to pull off greasy vampire hair unlike anyone else. I’d like to see Tommy Cruise do that.

Alexander Skarsgard as Eric Northman in True Blood

With the return of Twilight, I couldn’t possibly ignore the return of True Blood. Bon Temp’s resident Scandinavian has been melting our hearts for the past 2 seasons, and we can only wait to see more in season 3.

James Marsters as Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Oh Spike. You were probably the baddest and most disturbing vampires around (he earned his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spikes), but I could easily look past that the moment you opened your mouth thanks to your British accent and your dark, witty remarks. That chiseled face didn’t hurt either.

Stephen Moyer as Bill Compton on True Blood

Bill here has been looking this damn good since right after the Civil War, which makes Sookie one hell of a lucky girl. Who knew Vampires could rock the tight t-shirts so well? Or the sexy, floppy hair? Mmmm.

David Boreanaz as Angel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel, the vampire so freakin good looking he went from a two episode guest spot to having his own show. From the initial swoon when he first walked on screen, to his triumphant last hurrah, David made the “Vampire with a soul” thing look GOOD. Really good.


The CC Weekly Weigh In: Repenting for Our Sins

i'm sorryMonday is Yom Kippur. For all you non-Jews out there who will be spending your Sunday night watching Entourage (instead of standing and praying for 3 hours) and your Monday enjoying the limitless salad bar in the caf (instead of standing and praying all day…without any food or water), Yom Kippur is one of the holiest days for us Jews. It is a 24-hour prayer festwhere we apologize and repent for all of our sins for the past 364 days and get back in God’s good graces.

And then we get to eat bagels and lox and cake. Yum.

I didn’t think it was fair that only Jews atone for their sins on a yearly basis. I mean, I know we all have a few things we’re sorry about (or should be sorry about!). So I opened up my big Jewish arms (probably all that kugel) to all of the CollegeCandy writers to join me on this holiday and repent for their sins. They all turned me down on the whole fasting thing, but here are their apologies for their biggest sins of 5769…er…2009.

Kayla – California State University, Sacramento: Dear, Boyfriend. Please forgive me for always using up the squirt bottle of fake butter.

Kari – Florida State: Dear Boyfriend, Please forgive me for thinking dirty, dirty thoughts about Alexander Skarsgard at a somewhat unhealthy frequency.

Maddie – Tufts: Dear boss: Please forgive me for spending so many hours on Facebook this summer while I was at work. If you hire me again, I promise not to log in once.

Kim – Stanford: Dear 7/11 gas station, I’m sorry that my friend pissed in your cooler and stole a pack of gum while I looked on and laughed and you called the police and they pulled us over after about 5 blocks. Our bad. Read More »