Did you know the Daytime Emmy’s happened? Yeah, us either. But Ellen Degeneres did.

We can’t stop laughing. Just look.

Not sure which is more disturbing about this story; being contestants on American Gladiator, or being the mother of your own grandchildren.

Apparently, Boys Like Girls like girls. In other news: girls also like boys.

Porn isn’t just for boys, anymore. Even a good girl can learn a few things…

This just in: the real world isn’t as fun as college.

Best. Easy. Nachos. EVAH.

Brooke Shields proves she’s still hotter than most of us will ever be.

You know how Bush is all confident that we’re totally kicking ass over there in Afghanistan? Well…

Sara Silverman is f*&cking Matt Damon. I’m giving her a virtual high-five.

Want your movie to flop? Cast Jessica Alba.

OMG. The writer’s strike may truly be over soon…and hopefully answering my prayers by making sure American Gladiators dies a quick, performance-enhanced death.

How to look at the female voter.

Ryan Gosling can do no wrong. Ever. Seriously.