Celebretard Showdown: Perez Hilton vs. Ryan Seacrest
This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest. Which one would we like to ship off to a small island in the South Pacific first? Do we really have to choose?!
Candy Dish: We Miss Danny Gokey
• Danny Gokey speaks!
• Leonardo DiCaprio as Frank Sinatra?
• The 5 greatest American Idol moments ever.
• Guy says: the annoying things girls do.
• Is Jessica Alba in the Skull and Crossbones?
• Holy sh*t! Those women are strong!

Down With Adam Lambert!
The biggest criticism people have about our generation is that we don’t fight for anything. Unlike those who stood firmly against Vietnam, racial inequality, or the lack of women’s rights, we sorta sit back and let other people fight the battles today. We are lazy. We are greedy. Yada, yada, yada. But I disagree.
Candy Dish: Spencer Pratt Is Gonna Get Shot
• Lord knows Jay Z isn’t going to like this…
• Bethenny Frankel wants to do DWTS!
• Why does anyone care if Adam Lambert is gay?
• 4 healthy foods that cost less than a dollar.
• White House Correspondent Dinner red carpet fashion.
• Get the best letters of recommendation!
Let it Rock: Mix It All Together and Call it Suicide
Remember when you were a kid and you mixed a bunch of different flavors of soda together and called it “suicide”? That’s kind of what this week’s new music releases are like. A mish-mash of randomness. I mean we have the lead singer of Bright Eyes, a former American Idol contestant, and an R&B girl sensation.
Candy Dish: Say It Ain’t So, Jon Gosselin!
• Is Jon cheating on Kate plus 8?
• Those SARS masks aren’t going to help you.
• I want a Blackyellowberry.
• Animal print rings: the perfect amount of rawr.
• Ben Affleck and Jen Garner make me awwww.
• Fox chooses Idol over Obama.
Candy Dish: Paris Isn’t Worried About Swine Flu
• Paris Hilton knows how to protect herself.
• Another reason to head to Target!
• Kim Kardashian goes blonde. Interesting.
• Who does Simon think will win Idol?
• Is LC going to be replaced on The Hills?
• 10 annoying text habits.

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Summer 2009 Must-See Music Tours
Ah, summer. It’s so close I can taste it. And hear it? Days on the beach, drinks on patios, and BBQs with friends. And music, lots of music. One of the very best things about summer is going to outdoor concerts. And there are so many amazing tours this summer, I have a feeling I’m going to be at a concert pretty much every single week.
College Candy’s Favorite Celebrities Who Tweet
Ah Twitter.
You know something’s a hit when verbs are being made out of it. Or when Oprah is doing it on live TV. Or when Anderson Cooper is begging people to follow CNN in order to beat Ashton Kutcher in the race to 1 MILLION followers (typed in Dr. Evil speak, obvi).
Candy Dish: Tamara Hofmann Loves Students
• And this is why you don’t sleep with your teacher.
• Kim Kardashian looks hot for a workout.
• Tax Day dining deals!
• Britney’s tour ending early?
• Get more wear out of your wardrobe.
• Simon may be leaving Idol.
Tough Love: Cupcakes and Flowers and Sex in a Bathtub, Oh My!
After last week’s Tough Love ended with a “To Be Continued….” I was counting down the days until I’d get to see it again. So I was mega-excited when I turned on VH1 at the gym yesterday and caught a secret premier of the ep long before its 10 P.M. showtime. I watched the drama unfold a full 11 hours early and stayed on the elliptical an extra 30 minutes to catch the end.
The 5 Questions We Ask Everyone: Gavin DeGraw
Gavin DeGraw. A man with a guitar. A hot man with a guitar. A hot man with a guitar and a whole lot of talent. A hot man with a guitar and a whole lot of talent that just released a new album (that we already love) that agreed to sit down and answer a few of our questions.