A few things you should always ask yourself before you buy.

This isn’t good for Angelina Jolie….

If you thought Jersey Shore guys were douches….

Is Selena Gomez too innocent for fame?

Kanye West is back, bitches.

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Y’all, this is a huge day in history.  I’m talking epic.  Sure, the owner of the Yankees died.  Yawn, sports suck.  And I’m certainly not implying that BP has finally plugged up that nasty oil hole.  Whatever.  I hate shrimp, anyway.  Plus the ocean was totally overpopulated.

Anyway, who cares about those trivial things when the icon of the century, nay the millennium, has reconsidered his relationship with a certain straggly beard?  No, George Clooney didn’t dump his “girlfriend.”  Far better.

Brad Pitt shaved his beard!

Perhaps the guy at Peet’s Coffee made one too many Jack Sparrow jokes.  Maybe airport security became a hassle to get through as he increasingly resembled Osama Bin Laden. Was he tired of losing the twins in there? Or could it be that Angelina simply threw her hands up in the air and yelled, “Just shave it already”?

Whatever the reason, millions of women the world over are elated as Brad’s chin makes its first appearance in almost two years.  Work is canceled; a national holiday has been declared.  Go home and rejoice!

Since we’re well into the lazy days of July, I have no doubt that by now you’ve taken in your fair share of reruns and reality TV.  Between puttering back and forth from a boring job at the mall and babysitting the kids down the street, you’re bound to slip into that coma only a comfy couch and summer television can bring.

As you watch the celebs parade around in all their glitz, do you find yourself yearning for a more sparkly life?  Do you wish you were drinking Cristal instead of Crystal Light?  Maybe wearing Gucci instead of Gap?  Fear not, we’ve all been there.  With visions of sugar plums and Rachel Zoe dancing through our heads, it’s not hard to wish we were someone else.  Someone, perhaps, more like… Read More »

Penn State applicants do, that’s who.

Why are humans so damn irresistible to vampires?

I don’t think Lilo’s SCRAM bracelet is working…

Who’s excited for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!?

Angelina Jolie opens up a bit, looks gorgeous.

9 easy ways to save a little cashola.

Can Kim Kardashian replace Angelina Jolie??

Parents are a little pissed at MTV, yo.

Miley is definitely all growed up.

Block the sun in style with these adorbs straw hats.

Teresa Giudice speaks out about her $11 million (!) debt.

Kendra Wilkinson is embarrassed. Uh, duh?

Another week, another break up. I’m starting to wonder if there was some sort of memo circulating through Hollywood this month. Seriously, the mayor should really consider changing the name to Splitsville, USA. Yeah, none of us ever expect those celebrity relationships to last too long, but this is getting OOC. Thank goodness there’s not much to talk about in the Tiger/Jesse battle for head douchebag. At least we’ve got that going for us.

The Biggies:

1. In another celebrity cheating scandal, Larry King and wife Shawn Southwick are getting divorced because of a five year affair with her sister, Shannon Engemann! Talk about scandal. Apparently, Shawn discovered the affair because of Larry’s credit card statements which listed purchases from Cartier and a $160,000 car. Neither of which were for her. This disgusts me, not only because King is a cheating bastard, but because he is still finding women who want to see him in the buff.

2. Melissa Etheridge and partner Tammy Etheridge have separated after nine years together. They are asking for their privacy during this difficult time. The couple got married in Malibu in 2003 and have three year old twins together. Read More »

Is cheesecake as addictive as cocaine!?

JLo’s back in (the music) business.

Looks like Angelina isn’t so perfect after all.

It’s totes fine if it’s on your bucket list, right?

Rachel Bilson pregnant? Ha!

5 steps to buying the perfect jeans.

Sarah Palin’s latest venture….

Justin and Cameron back on? Well, sorta….

Johnny Depp’s woman wants him away from Angelina.

Great skincare products for 20-somethings.

Ke$ha calls out Brit Brit.

Welcome spring with a short sleeved shirt dress.

Celebrity sightings at the Super Bowl.

Why do we eat salad?

Oh no! Is Stabler leaving SVU?!

Single women don’t need to survive V-day.

He’s replacing Simon Cowell!?

Tiger and Elin reunite!

Everyone’s got their celebrity/iconic role models. Some look up to Hillary Clinton for being such a strong, empowered woman. Some look up to Lady Gaga for being who she is, regardless of what other people think. Some may even look up to Tyra for proving that crazy people can get famous too.

Personally, I think all of those women are great (or crazy, in the case of the last one), but I have my own role models, whom I look up to for something very near and dear to my heart: sex. These women are all confident, beautiful, and not afraid to talk about sex. I have invited each of these women into my bedroom (their attitudes, at least)  and each has helped me enjoy sex and my own sexuality a whole lot more. Read More »