Old panties are a suitable replacement for a mom, right?

This past weekend at a celebrity memorabilia auction in Las Vegas, Larry Birkhead, opportunistic baby daddy extraordinaire, purchased some drawers once worn by the late hot mess Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy spread.

Birkhead spent a reported $2800 on a pink bustier and white negligee with the intention of someday giving the items to he and Smith’s year-old daughter, Dannielynn. According to one report, Birkhead said he bought the items in the hope that they will someday help Dannielynn understand her mother’s life and that this was definitely NOT a stunt to ensure his F-List ass stays in the papers. For realzies, guys. Make sure you get my good side.

That poor, poor, poor, poor kid. First her mother and brother die, then she’s in the middle of the most sleazeball custody battle of the 21st century, now she’s gifted a piece of her mom’s history as a trashy soft-core porn star? If Dannielynn makes it to the age of fourteen without getting knocked up or becoming a crackhead, she deserves a Nobel Prize.

[Photo courtesy of OK! Magazine]

No, this is not the title of an upcoming episode of the Maury Show. This is the real-life result of the highly anticipated DNA test that was handed down today in a Bahamanian court. It is official, Larry Birkhead is the biological father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. Read More »

Anna Nicole’s death was caused by an accidental drug overdose according to CNN. The report came this morning at a press conference held by Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger in Broward County, Florida

“Tiger said there was no evidence of foul play and the overdose was accidental.

The medical examiner’s office had said on March 7 that the cause of Smith’s death had been determined, but it would not be announced for one to two weeks to give police time to finish the investigation.

Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper wanted to make sure none of the investigators’ findings change any of his own findings, his office said then.”

Oh well, So much for foul play. Everybody loves a good conspiracy theory- I am sure there will be many.

Do you think Anna Nicole was murdered?

“Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system,” so says FabackAndCollards.com. The blog sites a joint effort between the National Enquirer and Star Magazine as the source.

Does the story hold any weight? I guess we will find out Monday when the Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner reveals his findings at the heavily anticipated press conference. Stay tuned for more as this story develops.