If you’ve accidentally caught Paula Abdul’s new Bravo reality show Hey Paula, you know what a boring snoozefest it truly is. If you’ve spared yourself the misery, I can break the episodes down in one sentence: Paula acts weird, cries about people not understanding her, bitches about being tired, and claims she’s an amazing person.

Repeat that sentence fifty times and you’ve got yourself a series.

These days, if you’re a semi-famous celebrity, you’ve got a reality show. Careful editing and funny camera work makes you seem normal and almost endearing in front of a national audience, but as soon as the crews go home, you go back to being an almost nobody who has a big problem with something (which usually gets worse after a quick reboot of fame). Read More »

No, this is not the title of an upcoming episode of the Maury Show. This is the real-life result of the highly anticipated DNA test that was handed down today in a Bahamanian court. It is official, Larry Birkhead is the biological father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. Read More »

Anna Nicole’s death was caused by an accidental drug overdose according to CNN. The report came this morning at a press conference held by Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger in Broward County, Florida

“Tiger said there was no evidence of foul play and the overdose was accidental.

The medical examiner’s office had said on March 7 that the cause of Smith’s death had been determined, but it would not be announced for one to two weeks to give police time to finish the investigation.

Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper wanted to make sure none of the investigators’ findings change any of his own findings, his office said then.”

Oh well, So much for foul play. Everybody loves a good conspiracy theory- I am sure there will be many.

Do you think Anna Nicole was murdered?

“Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system,” so says FabackAndCollards.com. The blog sites a joint effort between the National Enquirer and Star Magazine as the source.

Does the story hold any weight? I guess we will find out Monday when the Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner reveals his findings at the heavily anticipated press conference. Stay tuned for more as this story develops.