Repeat that sentence fifty times and you’ve got yourself a series.

These days, if you’re a semi-famous celebrity, you’ve got a reality show. Careful editing and funny camera work makes you seem normal and almost endearing in front of a national audience, but as soon as the crews go home, you go back to being an almost nobody who has a big problem with something (which usually gets worse after a quick reboot of fame).

Think about all the celebrities who have okayed cameras to invade their lives: Jessica and Nick, Britney and Kevin, Carmen and Dave, Whitney and Bobby, Anna Nicole, Ashlee Simpson, Ozzy Ozbourne, Danny Bonaduce, and Tom Sizemore, and tell me that these people are healthy and satisfied. All four marriages disintegrated soon after their last episodes aired, and Anna Nicole died shortly after her series made a mockery of her entire life.

There’s always an audience for this short of thing…but there’s also an audience for snuff films. Just because someone will watch it doesn’t mean it’s worth airing.

B and C list celebs who are desperate for fame will seemingly do anything to scramble their way to the top. If there’s a paycheck and make-up artist involved, they’ll willingly agree to open up their lives for international scrutiny.

The only question is, should we let them do it?

No, this is not the title of an upcoming episode of the Maury Show. This is the real-life result of the highly anticipated DNA test that was handed down today in a Bahamanian court. It is official, Larry Birkhead is the biological father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

Whew… It’s over. It is finally over. I thought most certainly we would invade Iran before the results of this ever-so-important paternity test were revealed. Now we can all return to our regular lives and sleeping patterns knowing that Anna Nicole’s little Dannielynn is safe in baby daddy Birkhead’s arms.

Or can we? It is very unlikely the battle for custody will end here.

TMZ.com reports that Virgie Arthur will continue her fight for custody of the would-be million dollar baby regardless of the outcome of today’s hearing. And although Stern has previously stated that he has no intentions of pursuing custody if Birkhead is named the father, what are the odds that he will just move quitely along?

So to recap for all of you keeping score at home, Larry Birkhead wins round one. But in the end, when the final score is tallied, everyone involved will still remain just a bunch of LOSERS.

Who would make a better baby daddy?

“Tiger said there was no evidence of foul play and the overdose was accidental.

The medical examiner’s office had said on March 7 that the cause of Smith’s death had been determined, but it would not be announced for one to two weeks to give police time to finish the investigation.

Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper wanted to make sure none of the investigators’ findings change any of his own findings, his office said then.”

Oh well, So much for foul play. Everybody loves a good conspiracy theory- I am sure there will be many.

Do you think Anna Nicole was murdered?

“Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system,” so says FabackAndCollards.com. The blog sites a joint effort between the National Enquirer and Star Magazine as the source.

Does the story hold any weight? I guess we will find out Monday when the Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner reveals his findings at the heavily anticipated press conference. Stay tuned for more as this story develops.