We all know those guys. They just do certain things that are so irritating and grating it makes us want to punch someone. Whether they’re a prankster who changes your Facebook status to something about poop every chance he gets, or he’s the guy who doesn’t cover his mouth when he sneezes, these guys are just the guy that you do not want to be.
Luckily, thanks to YouTube and the wonders of the Internet, a group of guys have taken it upon themselves to show us that guy, and why you shouldn’t be him (usually to some dubstep music). These videos are seriously hilarious (especially the test taker one) and will keep you occupied for a little bit longer, so you don’t have to get started on that group project. Check out some of their videos below!
It’s October now, which means that there’s basically only one thing to talk about for the next 29 days: Halloween. (I had a conversation with a friend yesterday in which he revealed to me that he plans to dress up as a sexy Ghostbuster on the big night. That’s right—he.)
But All Hallow’s Eve isn’t just about costumes and candy—there’s been a lot of seriously scary stuff happening this week. And yes, technically it was the last week of September and only the first few days of October… but just go with my metaphor. Among the frightening things we’ve written about in the past seven days:
- Spencer and Heidi are buying a house together, probably so that they’ll have a place to raise a litter of devil-spawn with flesh-colored beards and fake boobs.
- Speaking of fake boobs, girls from “Rock of Love Bus” make $1,500 just for showing up at parties.
- The length of the school year might get extended. I’m shuddering just thinking about it.
- In my three-plus years of college, I’ve probably had every single one of these awful professors.
- The scary smart kids at Caltech and MIT, who might accidentally kill us all with a wacky prank gone wrong…
- Tufts outlawing having sex while your roommate’s in your room, which isn’t scary in itself but will lead to some seriously horrifying conversations between Tufts students and their parents.