• The Sixty One is set to rank music; breed pretentious jerks

• Is this newly discovered, endangered rodent adorable or freakish looking? It’s hard to tell.

• Hero alert! A 9 year-old girl drives her dying dad to saftey.

• ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrienne Curry and Brady Bunch husband Michael Knight may be headed for seperation. As if this is shocking to anyone…

• Shopping + Strip Club = Pearl Street Mall

• Forbes creates a completely pointless list ranks the world’s most influential toddlers.