Ashton Kutcher Was A Model With, Like, Super Deep Thoughts [Gallery]
Today is Ashton Kutcher’s 35th birthday. To honor him, we present you with a retrospective of his douchey modeling career.
Rihanna Goes Topless on Twitter [Candy Dish]
While her on again/off again boyfriend, Chris Brown, was parading around Hollywood dressed as a terrorist, Rihanna wasn’t really dressed as anything by the time morning rolled around.

7th Grader Reads Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction [Friday Video]
7th Grader Melissa Bell performed a heart warming reading at her school’s talent show, telling the dramatic story of Melicia Bella, a girl who captures Ashton Kutcher’s heart at a Middle School dance.
5 Suggestions for Demi Moore’s New Twitter Handle
She’s out of rehab, and made her first post-rehab public appearance to support her friend Amanda de Cadenet’s new show, The Conversation. And she looked good! That’s right, Demi, show ‘em that you’ve still got it. We hope you’re doing better. There’s one problem, though. Demi’s Twitter handle is still @mrskutcher. Clearly, that has got to go. And Demi knows it.
Candy Dish: MTV Ready For A New ‘Situation’
• Is MTV looking to replace The Situation?!
• Hunger Games cast on the orange carpet at KCA
• True Blood season 5 trailer released!
• Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in biopic
• Is Megan Fox trying to hide a baby bump or just blocking the wind?
• Mad Men spoiler alert: Betty Draper is fat now!
The 12 Best Punk’d Moments of All Time
If you happen to be a celebrity (I mean, it’s a possibility), you should probably watch your back. Why? Because on March 29th, Punk’d is back on MTV. Ashton Kutcher is still the executive producer of the show, but he has handed over the hosting responsibilities to young celebrities like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz. To celebrate the return of the prank show, we’ve rounded up the 12 best Punk’ds of all time.
Candy Dish: Beaver Feaver?!
• Beaver fever?! Justin Bieber not happy about this video game
• Spice up your love life with lingerie inspired dressing!
• Ashton Kutcher in bed with Alessandra Ambrosio? HOTT!
• Ameican Idol finally reveals the Top 24
• Hot guy, white trash and used denim? Approve!
• Get Miranda Kerr’s yellow skirt and red heels look for less!

Around the Web

Candy Dish: Models Only
• PR tells guests not to bring ugly friends to party.
• Oprah is Blue Ivy’s godmother.
• Netflix is going downhill fast.
• Ashton not concerned with Demi Moore.
• Add a little lace to your look
• Kim K just followed her heart!
Candy Dish: Girl Problems
•Lizzy Caplan says it best
•Sh*t Liz Lemon Says
•Why Brad Pitt may get married again
•Ashton Kutcher definitely wants to be the jerk
•When should you let an ex back into your life?
•Which Disney prince is right for you?
Candy Dish: Toddler Diva
•Makenzie is back on “Toddlers and Tiaras” tonight. This girl takes diva behavior to a new level.

•Daniel Radcliffe is preparing to host “Saturday Night Live”… and the promos are adorable.

•There is more drama regarding whether Khloe Kardashian is Robert’s daughter.
Nice Guys are Douchebags Too
We’ve all met them. Guys who appear to be nice, wholesome, respectful-of-women types, and then they do something awful. Maybe it’s a guy you were BFF with and totally adored, but he friend-zoned you and told you he wasn’t looking for a relationship, but then was dating a super hot girl two weeks later.
Candy Dish: It’s Over
•Demi says adieu to Ashton
•The different men in J. Lo’s life
•Awww….the Olsens discover planking
•Despite losing, Ryan Gosling did learn from the best
•Why do men cheat down?
•The Fanning sisters take over W Magazine

Watch What You Tweet
The internet has been flooded with news and speculation surrounding the Penn State scandal. Everyone is talking about it, even celebrities. In case you missed it, Ashton Kutcher had a serious foot-in-mouth situation when he tweeted, “How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”